Toni and Ryan

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Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit?

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Places you can get pregnant - love ya!!!!! Do you have a tech tip??? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get

Oct 12
33 min

A Warning About The Movie Verity

Verity - 2027 calendar!! - Medical comedy - love ya!!!!! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Toni

Oct 11
38 min

We're Buying A Car Wash

Feeling funky - Buying a carwash - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Best hacks to get out of a funk??!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP

Oct 7
35 min

Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature

Scenic rim - What did you sleep through? - Google maps - love ya!!!!! Do you hate turning right as much as Toni?? Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our F

Oct 6
35 min

Hooking Up In The Hospital

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Small screen purchases- love ya!!!!! What's the craziest thing you've bought on a small screen? Tell us what you reckon in the episode

Oct 5
29 min

Toni Is Becoming A DJ

Daylight savings - Stacey deepdive - Tour updates - love ya!!!!! Are you cat or dog? Stacey Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU Tell us what you reckon

Oct 4
32 min

Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from SEPTEMBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GR

Oct 3
23 min

Toni Got Shamed At A Cafe

Movie titles - Normal or Nah - Quirky cafes - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out

Sep 30
40 min

Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is

An apology - Coincidence Chat - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check o

Sep 29
36 min

We Are Going On A Renovation Reality Show

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Block chat- love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out

Sep 28
46 min

Don't Use The Kettle In Your Hotel Room

MKR - Buying a BBQ - What you've stuffed up - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out

Sep 27
40 min

You've Been Setting Your Alarm Wrong

Bad pun - Thursday hacks - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out ou

Sep 23
40 min

Men With Female Best Friends Are Happier

Judge Judy - Chef Toni - Opposite sex friendships - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us wh

Sep 22
34 min

Ryan Has Been Banned From Touring

On a fcking Monday - Confessions - Ryan's hot take - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us w

Sep 21
46 min

WE HAD A TERRIBLE LOSS...

Hawks - Food Superstition - How Long is Lifetime - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Chec

Sep 20
36 min

Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice

Fart chat - Normal or nah - Shitting the bed - love ya!!!!! This is a shitting-the-bed judgement-free zone, and we've always said that Tell us what you reckon in the ep

Sep 16
35 min

Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher

Ryan's new fit - Washing fuckups - Dr. Toni's email - love ya!!!!! How often are we washing our jeans? be honest https://stemwave.com/ slap mac app - https://slapmac.c

Sep 15
39 min

Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo

Small Talk Toni - Ways to say doing a poo - Charles' approval - love ya!!!!! Nominate a Future TARPer - FORM Where the HELL do our poos go?????? serious question https

Sep 14
38 min

We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia

Impersonations - Melbourne NFL recap - Sport quiz - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Che

Sep 13
34 min

NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off

Doctor House - Billy Bob Thornton - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!! Sorry we have literally no memory of talking about billy bob thornton.... Tell us what you reckon in th

Sep 9
34 min

Chart trend

Position in the Comedy chart (US), last 90 days.

#1#48#94JulAugSepOct

#37

all-time peak

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where Toni and Ryan ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Oct 12, 2026).

#61 ▼ 5 Comedy US

What listeners say

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Toni and Ryan’s car wash is the kind of place where you pull in with a dirty car and leave wondering if you should be charging THEM for the experience. They got my ride so clean I could see my own reflection—and honestly, I wasn’t prepared for that level of intimacy. 😏 The wash was thorough, the staff knew exactly where to spray, and they weren’t afraid to get into the tight spots. 👀 By the time they were finished, my car was glistening like it had just come back from a very expensive weekend in Vegas. 10/10. My car came in filthy, got handled properly, and left looking absolutely satisfied. Would definitely get washed again. Probably sooner than I need to. 😂🚗💦

yaressej · Aug 2026

Wow the vacuums sucked up every last piece of dirt in the interior of my car and the giant fans at the end dried my car in an instant. Not a better car wash out there for fast food dates.

Ginger van der Snatch · Aug 2026

I wasn’t expecting to enjoy having strangers rub every inch of my vehicle this much. They lathered it up, massaged every panel, polished the hood until I could see my future in it, and gave my exhaust a finish that would make a grown man blush. I left cleaner than I’ve been since leaving the dealership. I honestly felt like I should’ve bought them dinner first.

Cürran · Aug 2026

I had the best time at this car wash. My car hadn’t been washed since the Obama administration and had developed its own ecosystem. After a few listens my car is a clean as can be and my face hurts from laughing.

Rmorris238 · Aug 2026

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