No Such Thing As A Fish

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Little Fish: Four Times a Knight

Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonne

Sep 13
30 min

No Such Thing As Musical Toads

Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merc

Sep 10
56 min

Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal

Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and su

Sep 6
34 min

Bonus: Drop Us A Line - Will We Pass the Inspection?

Happy weekend everybody! We're sharing a Club Fish bonus episode our main feed. Drop Us A Line is our fortnightly audience feedback show, in which Andy, James and Anna s

Sep 5
35 min

No Such Thing As Alien Dust

Rhys Darby joins Dan, James and Anna to discuss Santorini, sheep and suspending sacks of spuds. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and

Sep 3
53 min

Little Fish: No Orifice Boy

James describes the time he inhabited a giant robot, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include candles, Canada and camphor. And the gang an

Aug 30
31 min

No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Wig

Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss boffins, blankets, baldness and Binks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchand

Aug 27
56 min

Little Fish: Pope Guilty the First

Dan finally learns the truth about a playground rumour, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include naughty Newfoundlanders, olive oil, and

Aug 23
30 min

No Such Thing As The Have An Ice Cream Bird

Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bird songs, big starfish, basic security and Bertha Suttner. Grey lourie bird media used with permissi

Aug 20
53 min

Little Fish: I'm Not Even On The Internet Right Now

James does some gratuitous celebrity name-dropping while he, Dan and Anna discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include revels, rocks and railways. And Dan, James and

Aug 16
34 min

No Such Thing As Half-Past Purple

Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss warmed fog, weird fines and wind farms. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, mercha

Aug 13
54 min

Little Fish: Put A Peanut In It

The gang discuss YOUR facts, and Dan completes a Rubik's cube in just a few seconds. This week's subjects include Pakistan, pubs and printing papers. And Anna, James and

Aug 9
31 min

No Such Thing As A Toilet Break For A Tuna

Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss big fish, big pencils and a big coincidence. Missed out on this live show? Get in-person or streaming

Aug 6
55 min

Little Fish: Moss Moss Mossmoss Moss

Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including kitchens, cocktails and a chap named Cassell. Anna works out why she lost to James at archery. And we name eight more Fr

Aug 2
29 min

No Such Thing As The Mice Of The Fruit Bowl

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stress, sentences and supermarkets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club

Jul 30
55 min

Little Fish: Short Back and Left

Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including beards, barrels, scissors and Shostakovich. Andy explains why he is the true man of the people. And we name eight more F

Jul 26
29 min

No Such Thing As A Fence Made of Sausage

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lou Bega, the black keys, and the travelling wheelbarrows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more

Jul 23
54 min

Little Fish: Get To The Bus!

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including jellyfish and Jesse Jackson. James sets the record straight over some slander that occurred while he was on holiday. And

Jul 19
31 min

No Such Thing As Sunscreen for Flies

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smoking, sinking, sailing and sunscreen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join

Jul 16
57 min

Little Fish: Chromosomes are coming home

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including Curaçao, chips and chess. Dan and Andy compete to see who has the best cardboard box anecdote. And we name eight more Fri

Jul 12
28 min

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all-time peak

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where No Such Thing As A Fish ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 16, 2026).

#77 ▼ 9 Comedy US

What listeners say

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My new favorite podcast. I’m a fan of reference books, and these folks know their references. They’re also funny as all get-out.

JackLynch000 · Dec 2024

This podcast actually means something to me. I’ve listen to Anna, James, Andrew, and Dan for many years - through travels around the world, a pandemic, a pregnancy, and now, with my son (hoping he picks up a thing or two…jk he’s 8 months). This show gets me out of my head, is my favorite of all distractions, and makes me feel like my nerd is also other peoples’ nerd. I’ve never in my life written a review, so hopefully that means this counts for a little more.

Easilyelizabeth · Sep 2024

Every time I listen to this podcast I learn something, I laugh, and mostly I enjoy the banter of the four podcasters. Their camaraderie is infectious. The best part of this podcast is that you can listen to it while doing anything. You can tune in, tune out, and the subject has changed enough that you didn’t need to be paying attention anyway. Which consequently makes for great re-listens. I’ve been through the entire catalogue and continue to go back to episodes, each time learning some thing new that I missed on a previous listen. I listen while working around the house and cooking and cleaning and yard work and really it doesn’t matter, it’s so easy to listen to and get lost in thought and come back to it and feel like you didn’t miss anything because the topic has changed. I recommend this to podcast to anyone who enjoys podcasts. It’s always a good listen.

Jacobjw2 · Aug 2024

I love this show so much. I feel like the different personalities of the four of them are so unique and they play off of each other so well. James’ love of golf, Dan’s love of cryptids (and anything weird - love his other podcast, We Can Be Weirdos, too), Andrew’s love of moss, and Anna’s love of being right (in the best possible way) keeps me eagerly looking forward to each episode! The answer, “It’s coal,” still makes me laugh out loud.

jennyl724 · May 2024

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