No Such Thing As A Fish

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No Such Thing As A Necklace On A Melon

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shopping, sneezing and Skiantos. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish

Nov 12
57 min

Little Fish: I'm from the future - here's a fart joke

Andy throws his mum under the bus with a dubious fact, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Tall Babies, Little John and Fatboy Slim. A

Nov 8
30 min

No Such Thing As The Otters Circling

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cows, crisps, spots, stripes and a very specific skunk. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more e

Nov 5
53 min

Little Fish: I've never been in a human pyramid

Anna gives the worst ever clue to a quiz, while she, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Vincent Price and Graham Onions. And the gang announc

Nov 1
32 min

No Such Thing As A Sea Cucumber In A Haunted House

In our SPOOOKY Halloween special, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coffins, spirits, zombies and jump-scares. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, me

Oct 29
56 min

Little Fish: Mike, can we say this?

Dan gets exclusive facts about a 1980s TV megastar, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Canada, Collops and the Coney Island Cyclone

Oct 25
33 min

No Such Thing As Lithuanian Soap Ornaments

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Portuguese politics, Indian indexing and Japanese johns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more e

Oct 22
56 min

Little Fish: Crufsts

Andy and James explain why they can't do a high five without it being awkward, while they and Dan discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include chess, curling and cura

Oct 18
32 min

No Such Thing As Ultrasonic Shark Welding

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wet wood, Catholic calendars and nutless noise. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live

Oct 15
51 min

Little Fish: This Podcast may contain traces of the Peanut Podcast

We find out why Dan is considered to be so smooth, while he, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Kidneys, Korea, peanuts and Peter Pan. And t

Oct 12
30 min

No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,

Oct 8
54 min

Little Fish: Ant Tower

Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holi

Oct 4
29 min

No Such Thing As Alfred Hedgehog

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Jo

Oct 1
56 min

Little Fish: Checking the Mark Hoppus

Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the

Sep 27
29 min

No Such Thing As Tibetan Traitors

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Jo

Sep 24
55 min

Little Fish: This Is A Song

James tells us the only joke so-far in his hour of standup, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include vampires, fires and football identifi

Sep 20
29 min

No Such Thing As Trigger's Stradivarius

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss valuable violins, validating vessels and Vincent Van Gogh. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more

Sep 17
57 min

Little Fish: Four Times a Knight

Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonne

Sep 13
30 min

No Such Thing As Musical Toads

Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merc

Sep 10
53 min

Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal

Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and su

Sep 6
34 min

Chart trend

Position in the Comedy chart (US), last 90 days.

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#28

all-time peak

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where No Such Thing As A Fish ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Nov 15, 2026).

#59 ▲ 14 Comedy US

What listeners say

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My new favorite podcast. I’m a fan of reference books, and these folks know their references. They’re also funny as all get-out.

JackLynch000 · Dec 2024

This podcast actually means something to me. I’ve listen to Anna, James, Andrew, and Dan for many years - through travels around the world, a pandemic, a pregnancy, and now, with my son (hoping he picks up a thing or two…jk he’s 8 months). This show gets me out of my head, is my favorite of all distractions, and makes me feel like my nerd is also other peoples’ nerd. I’ve never in my life written a review, so hopefully that means this counts for a little more.

Easilyelizabeth · Sep 2024

Every time I listen to this podcast I learn something, I laugh, and mostly I enjoy the banter of the four podcasters. Their camaraderie is infectious. The best part of this podcast is that you can listen to it while doing anything. You can tune in, tune out, and the subject has changed enough that you didn’t need to be paying attention anyway. Which consequently makes for great re-listens. I’ve been through the entire catalogue and continue to go back to episodes, each time learning some thing new that I missed on a previous listen. I listen while working around the house and cooking and cleaning and yard work and really it doesn’t matter, it’s so easy to listen to and get lost in thought and come back to it and feel like you didn’t miss anything because the topic has changed. I recommend this to podcast to anyone who enjoys podcasts. It’s always a good listen.

Jacobjw2 · Aug 2024

I love this show so much. I feel like the different personalities of the four of them are so unique and they play off of each other so well. James’ love of golf, Dan’s love of cryptids (and anything weird - love his other podcast, We Can Be Weirdos, too), Andrew’s love of moss, and Anna’s love of being right (in the best possible way) keeps me eagerly looking forward to each episode! The answer, “It’s coal,” still makes me laugh out loud.

jennyl724 · May 2024

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