"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester
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On this episode, Heather welcomes Justin Slyvester to the pod post Emmys! After doing it up all night at the after parties, they kiki about how he got his start as a “la
Sep 16 1 h 06 min
Honey Deuce Diva
On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the NYC studio fresh off some press interviews for her new special. She chats about her amazing day at the US Open as well
Sep 9 48 min
Caucasian Chicken Salad
On this episode, Heather is panicked after the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and is worried about who will be next. She is buying deep freezers, life straws and s
Sep 2 1 h 01 min
Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt
On this episode from July 3rd, 2019 Heather sits down with Jeff’s biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt. They discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to a
Aug 28 57 min
Where’s the Beef with Logan Crosby
On this episode, Heather is joined by one of her favorites, Logan Crosby. Logan will be joining us on the cruise again this year, but he also has his own new music that h
Aug 26 1 h 17 min
Say What? It’s the 400th!
On this episode, Heather celebrates the 400th episode of the podcast. She is confused about how this is not the 4000th. Christina (aka Tina) joins in with some games an
Aug 19 1 h 11 min
Bonus: Heathers Stick Together with Heather Shaw
On this bonus episode, Heather welcomes Heather Shaw to the studio. Shaw is most known for her uncanny Jim Carrey impression and being vegan and sober. These two outspok
Aug 14 1 h 20 min
Rush Hour
On this episode, Heather has just come back from an Ole Miss visit and is flying high from Rush work week. She is feeling nostalgic helping a friend’s kid move into the
Aug 13 1 h 13 min
Home Goods High
On this episode, Heather is feeling the stress of “back to school”, and per usual she didn’t do her summer reading. She gets her energy out with Robin at a Home Goods th
Aug 5 59 min
Gout Girl
On this episode, Heather is hitting summer hard, but paying for it. We learn what the Doctor has diagnosed her with, the feelings seeing a Noah Kahan concert brought up a
Jul 29 1 h 15 min
Forecast: Hot Takes!
On this episode, Heather is on a tear after some heated meetings as well as cancelled flights. While she had to miss the World Cup due to her own flight being canceled,
Jul 22 1 h 10 min
Throwback: No Snackin’ in the Back
On this replay episode from November 2, 2022 Heather is back from taping her first special, Son I Never Had, in Lexington, Kentucky. She is full of gratitude as well as
Jul 20 1 h 23 min
Pitbull & Miss Worldwide
On this episode, Heather is back from one of the most insane weekends of her life. Manifested so hard that she ended up in Hyde Park with Pitbull breaking a world record
Jul 15 1 h 10 min
Heavy Flow in Portofino
On this episode, Heather is back from Europe and shares the highs, lows, and heavy flows of her anniversary vacation including the story of finally securing The Bag in Pa
Jul 8 1 h 09 min
Memories with James Abrahart
On this episode, Heather is in LA and brings one of her oldest friends from childhood, James Abrahart to the pod. JHart is an award winning music producer, singer and rea
Jul 1 1 h 08 min
Replay: No Passport, No Problem
On this replay episode from June 15, 2022 she is getting ready for her wedding in Italy, and fast forward to 2026 her and Jeff are on their way to Florence for their anni
Jun 26 1 h 00 min
American Tourist
On this episode, Heather is coming to you all live from a fabulous hotel in Florence, Italy where she and Jeff are celebrating their wedding anniversary. She starts off t
Jun 24 1 h 04 min
Di-ancé with Rosebud Baker
On this episode, Heather welcomes Rosebud Baker back to the podcast. Rosebud has been busy since the last cruise. She now has a 2 year old daughter, is getting divorced a
Jun 17 55 min
Have What It Takes with Sharon McMahon
On this bonus episode, Heather continues her conversation with Sharon McMahon, covering a hypothetical run for office, a special tribute in Heather's act, and the story b
Jun 12 38 min
WTF Government with Sharon McMahon
On this episode, Heather welcomes America’s government teacher, Sharon McMahon. They chat about their shared last name, lake life in Minnesota, and of course WTF is going
Jun 10 52 min
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I love this podcast so much. Never fails to put me in a better mood. Heather is genuinely so funny and relatable at the same time. 10/10 recommend!! I especially love the solo episodes!
Listener0303 · Dec 2024
Made the mistake of listening to this at the gym…almost dropped weights on myself multiple times from laughter.
Frustrated-Flyer · Dec 2024
Laughing the whole way through, and pausing on occasion because I don’t want the episode to end. What else can I say, this woman is as funny as my bestie who lives 1000 miles away and she gives me life🖤
undomestic_mom · Oct 2024
Refreshing, hilarious unfiltered commentary on life! So fun to listen to someone who tells it like it is! The kind of woman I want to have a beer with in the middle of the day on a Tuesday, then go thrifting just to try on retro clothes and catwalk out of the dressing room laughing so hard we wished we had on depends.
Wj12345 · Oct 2024
I’ve been the biggest fan and supporter forever! Went to shows, bought the merch, listened to the podcast. But I feel like Heather has just become someone different. It’s okay to have different beliefs, but you don’t need to call someone who didn’t vote the same as you uneducated or a woman hater. It’s really divisive. We came to you for giggles. Your IVF is not being taken away, no one’s rights are being taken away. Stop spreading lies and go back to being funny! We all miss the old Heather
Breena1105 · Nov 2024
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