The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

The Office S06E23 - Body Language (Sleep Podcast)

You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya. The Introduction references "The Chump" but the narrated episode is actually "Body Lang

The Office S06E22 - Secretary's Day (Sleep Podcast)

You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy. Connect over on ⁠Twitter⁠: ⁠http://twitter.com/asmroffice

The Office S06E21 - Happy Hour (Sleep Podcast)

I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASM

The Office S06E20 - New Leads (Sleep Podcast)

You couldn't handle my undivided attention. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to hel

The Office S06E19 - St. Patrick's Day (Sleep Podcast)

It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.

The Office S06E18 - The Delivery Part 2 (Sleep Podcast)

Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR wher

The Office S06E17 - The Delivery Part 1 (Sleep Podcast)

Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner Con

The Office S06E16 - Manager and Salesman (Sleep Podcast)

Manuel who? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

The Office S06E15 - Sabre (Sleep Podcast)

Have you tried making everything smaller. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help

The Office S06E14 - The Banker (Sleep Podcast)

I don't want to tell the truth. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall a

The Office S06E13 - Secret Santa (Sleep Podcast)

You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR wher

The Office S06E12 - Scott's Tots (Sleep Podcast)

Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scru

The Office S06E11 - Stakeholder Meeting (Sleep Podcast)

Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. Connect over on Twitter:

The Office S06E10 - Murder (Sleep Podcast)

Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you f

The Office S06E09 - Double Date (Sleep Podcast)

Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode

The Office S06E08 - Koi Pond (Sleep Podcast)

Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episod

The Office S06E07 - The Lover (Sleep Podcast)

You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmr

The Office S06E06 - Mafia (Sleep Podcast)

If the salad is on top, I send it back. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help yo

The Office S06E05 - Niagara pt. 2 (Sleep Podcast)

The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. Connect over on Twitter: http://twi

The Office S06E04 - Niagara pt. 1 (Sleep Podcast)

It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate