But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

I returned food I had partially eaten, This is my Graceland, Sir & The Blue Light Special

i'd rather be in the runner-up cult.

Speed and Intermittency are the same thing! (and other astute observations)

Toe Skin 1, Pumice Stone ZERO.

running for office is sooo stUpid

but Lenn, what about the pedestrians?

Nepo Pizza Baby sneered at me

he's 1 of these guys who doesn't enunciate

You can find us in da club- Sam's Club, that is (Our review & how it compares to Costco)

Scan n Go is a game-freaking-changer!

DMV is a monopoly & We eat expired food

also: i washed my sneakers in the washer

I hugged a random woman for a saxophone

Sanxophone Angell & Lenny G

Operation: Free $10 Slice O' Pie

we had a mission and we chose to accept it.

ima take this vacuum & i'd like to see u try and stop me

im taking life 2 kernels at a time

VisionQuest is good, Buddy is good then bad, Brothers is just bad

does anyone actually likes Canada Dry?

i didnt brush my teeth before my dentist appointment ask me anything

also: you stick your finger in your mouth to pick up crumbs too, right?; your headlights say a lot about you; when people talk about road rage incidents i can never follo

Stringy chicken, pickle queen, no tomato for you, & a tortilla chip cannoli(We dined at Chili’s)

but there was no cheese pull =(

Spider-Man: Brand New Day - it's enough with the webs and the mask, already, Tom (my review)

i also watched The Widower: 'Til Death Do Us Part

Remember blowing on Nintendo cartridges to get them to work? & the Aiwa stereo shelf system

yeah, you have napster but i have an Aiwa stereo shelf system!

Returning a mattress, abandoning a shopping cart & How to Cook Bacon Perfectly Every Time

aberrant behaviour was witnessed at the Costco

Do you shower before or after your partner showers?

also, i may have destroyed a bird's nest under the pretense of eminent domain.

I have Resting Gas Station Face

yeah but WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Lanterns season finale: it's both terrible & excellent

i also watched Coyote versus ACME

Aquaphor broke my computer mouse scroll wheel (and other astute observations)

and, who actually likes pretzels?

Start an all drummer band!

artistic integrity don't pay the bills