But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Mr. Miyagi sandwich & male Hawk Tuah

also, i watched episode 2 of Lanterns

Carolyn thinks it's gross I sneezed into the sink & Big LandLord

also: i made a Staind reference in a work email

Well-done roses (i bought Carolyn discounted flowers)

also: Carolyn quit our condo's Lil' Library, Frankie got a new scratcher & Grandma Thien deemed Costco stuffed peppers as reckless spending.

ANY OF Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH OTIS REDDING?!?! (ive begun listening to music at work)

We’d be rollin' deep in her 1979 AMC spirit!

Best movie of the year (yes I know it's late August) is The Invite bcuz it's a little too relatable

stuff comes up in this movie you don't talk about as a married couple!!

I rebuke the algorithm! (ive been off the socialz for a whole week)

should we ban phones at the dinner table?

Rest In Power, Smokey!

Her name is Dorothy Rose (Miller) Cumings

The ants are gonna miss Mister Crumb, I dumpster dove & the foam brush is a scam

I expected more from a company named Monster I really did.

My FOMO went away instantly

I'm off the grid & the dopamine hits r gone

Everyone hates their job & The Indifference of the American Teenager

and like, wtf is ranch?

Your dog is not allowed in the pool

also, a pile of trash was left outside for 6 days

That He-Man movie (aka Masters of the Universe) is the best movie of 2026!! (yes i know it's august)

also, i drop i mean unveil my top 3 movies of 2026

5 Minute Dance Party (at work)

i just wanna dance, man..

I'm here to disclose Disclosure Day sucked & Supergirl is better than Superman

also: a few more thoughts on The Odyssey and Backrooms

You typed maybe 6 times & how small is a size Large in Vietnam?

i'm not your Truman show!

Everyone else goes on Zillow to find out how much their relative's homes are worth too, right?

smoke 'em if u got 'em!

Do not bring your baby to the gym

gagagoogoodouevenliftbruh

No more meats in my teeths

i also stopped eating popcorn at work, we stopped giving our clothes to Goodwill & Lennox has been singing to Frankie

Wake your bakers up earlier! (The #1 pie shop in America is without pie)

also: is creme pie really a pie?

Everyone makes fun of the drummer (Lennox is learning to play the gee-tar aka guitar)

My tribute/ cover band to Foo Fighters called Boo Fighters (we're big around Halloween)