But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Stringy chicken, pickle queen, no tomato for you, & a tortilla chip cannoli(We dined at Chili’s)

but there was no cheese pull =(

Spider-Man: Brand New Day - it's enough with the webs and the mask, already, Tom (my review)

i also watched The Widower: 'Til Death Do Us Part

Remember blowing on Nintendo cartridges to get them to work? & the Aiwa stereo shelf system

yeah, you have napster but i have an Aiwa stereo shelf system!

Returning a mattress, abandoning a shopping cart & How to Cook Bacon Perfectly Every Time

aberrant behaviour was witnessed at the Costco

Do you shower before or after your partner showers?

also, i may have destroyed a bird's nest under the pretense of eminent domain.

I have Resting Gas Station Face

yeah but WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Lanterns season finale: it's both terrible & excellent

i also watched Coyote versus ACME

Aquaphor broke my computer mouse scroll wheel (and other astute observations)

and, who actually likes pretzels?

Start an all drummer band!

artistic integrity don't pay the bills

Thine shalt not covet thine's neighbour's cat (unless she's adorable)

also: West Sacramento's Most Wanted is a cat, Claire versus dog, the dead rat disappeared, Frankie won't let us keep our windows open & Frankie doesn't like his new colla

Lanterns: the Superhero who ain't so Super

it's not Rushville it's rushvull.

The frozen waffles will be fine in the fridge & a sweaty head is not a good haircutting canvas

also: i've been drinking str8 black coffee

Bread for the road (Road Bread, Arm Bread, This guy breads)

we went to ikea, an Afghani market and a European/ Russian/ Polish grocery store

I barely made it to the end of The End of Oak Street (cuz it sucked so much)

I was cheering for Obi Wan to die!

That waiter did not deserve a 20% tip

also: in-n-out fries well done SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT

"Mom, I want you to die here; and I want to die here."

also: Officer Indifferent, we broke & we entered and Grandma Thien's negotiation skills were on full display.

I was forced to hug a realtor & Lying about restaurant reservations (Grandma Thien's Visit Part I)

also: my mom wouldn't give me her bank login info via text message- she would only tell it to me over the telephone

I set out to lose 20 lbs in a month - I lost 21 in 3 weeks

best things about losing weight: less pooping & less man boob jiggle

FAST FOOD CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE THE BIGGEST RIPOFF

also: we got a free $14 froyo, potato chips are better than tortilla chips, re-rack your weights, don't split open your english muffin with a knife & let the pollo shine

I am part of the sediment, off-off brand Oreos & Big day in vacuuming land today

also: i watched the doc Boy Band Confidential