The Girls Bathroom

A Haunted Halloween Special: Is Prince Albert BACK?!

Prince Albert, if you’re reading this, we mean no harm! The girls are back for their Halloween finale, practising their spells, turning men into rats and making them bald

A Haunted Halloween Special: Tarot card chaos!!

Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguini to answer your dilemmas in the first insta

Boy Talk: He AI’d my BODY for Instagram?!

PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not o

TGB IN NYC

DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy g

X-RATED: He’s obsessed with our sex tape?!

Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left h

Boy Talk: She wants his custody visits in OUR flat?!

Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is

Girl Talk: I can't believe I walked in on that...

Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X F

Boy Talk: He copies and pastes his dates?

We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigg

X-RATED: Did he just TOE me?!

Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X

Girl Talk: My hater is back in the friendship group… help!!

Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminis

Boy Talk: He says HER name in his SLEEP!!!

Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another

Girl Talk: It’s been a year…do I carry on trying?

The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've

Boy Talk: Cheater busters!!!

Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and

Girl Talk: Is she my secret online hater?!?

Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for an

X-RATED: It exploded and now he’s too scared to use it!!

Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time E

Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine…

Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read

TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!!

Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definite

Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!!

Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dile

TGB IN ITALY

TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaot

Boy Talk: You guys caught my man out!!!

How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never