Have Kids, They Said…

Colonel Mustard?!

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about generational music and what makes you a dinosaur. Matt hops on for some stories; find out what it has to do with Colonel Mu

Halloweenie

On today's episode, Rich can't help but whip out his spooky-season joke about yawns and ghosts... you know the one. Nicole had some crazy fever dreams and is still recove

Gym Wh*res?!

On today's episode, Rich might as well grab a shovel, continuing from Tuesday's sode. Shane Gillis does come up; do you think the joke went too far? And the Kelly Clarkso

Who is Peri?

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole catch up. Rich tells us about his birthday in NYC. Have you ever binged a show as a family? Rich did, and the fam LOVED it! Then he ad

Romantic Haven

On today's episode, Nicole is having tech ISSUES. Are you a 'keep it all' or 'throw it all out' kinda person? It's all over the place in today's episode. Rich introduces

Millennial Teapot

On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna af

Ghost S*x

On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up

The D Word

On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids f

Sweaty Attack

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are y

Tops & Bottoms

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is

Full Figured Unicorns

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.

PodMaxxing

On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long d

Picklenuts

On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving o

I Love Coach

On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tou

The Token Straight

On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?!  Sara

Darn Tootin'

On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also

Love A Suburban D!icks

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever reque

That Ship Has Sailed

On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton

Wick D!ck Ick

On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how d

The Ultimatum

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correct