Have Kids, They Said…

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Position in the Parenting chart (US), last 90 days.

#1#49#96JunJulAugSep

#17

all-time peak

294

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Latest episodes

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Full Figured Unicorns

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.

Sep 8
31 min

PodMaxxing

On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long d

Sep 3
31 min

Picklenuts

On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving o

Sep 1
35 min

I Love Coach

On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tou

Aug 21
34 min

The Token Straight

On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?! Sara

Aug 18
35 min

Darn Tootin'

On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also

Aug 13
39 min

Love A Suburban D!icks

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever reque

Aug 11
37 min

That Ship Has Sailed

On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton

Aug 6
36 min

Wick D!ck Ick

On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how d

Aug 4
42 min

The Ultimatum

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correct

Jul 30
40 min

Masters of the Awkward

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craz

Jul 28
37 min

Creamed My Pants

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gop

Jul 23
36 min

Use Your Head

On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAIL

Jul 21
37 min

Poppin' Presidents

On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles.

Jul 16
45 min

Wear & Tear

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining the

Jul 14
40 min

Concert Diapers

On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And oth

Jun 30
34 min

The Gardenfather

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. Ke

Jun 25
39 min

Melons

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thou

Jun 23
37 min

Quack Quack, Village B!tches!

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more

Jun 16
38 min

Throw in a lil more citrus

On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some

Jun 11
37 min

Chart positions

Where Have Kids, They Said… ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 13, 2026).

#78 ▼ 13 Parenting US

What listeners say

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Best Pod EVER!!! I don’t even know how long I have been listening now,months,but first time rater. I started from the beginning and I’m finally almost caught up on episodes. I do this with most new podcasts I try. I like to see how the show evolves, and so I know all the back stories that always seem to get referenced. Anyways, yours is the only one I haven’t needed a break from. I’ve listened non-stop trying to catch up and I’m still in love with you both (and your families). My dad passed 12/5/24 and your show has brought me so much joy these past months I can’t live without it. Thanks for keeping it real and for being funny “sometimes” although I think all the time! 🤣Love, the Mom of Liam (Stepson 22), Karigan (10 going on knowing it all), and Sheamus (8 can’t sit still)!💗🤣 You can call me Mindy!

Mindy07 · May 2025

A real podcast for real parents. This podcast is what I look forward to twice a week. Nothing but laughs from Nicole Rich and Jess. So many relatable situations. If your a parent who after years of raising kids still don’t have the answers then this is for you because they don’t have all the answers either and you know you not alone in this parenting roller coaster

Cold Chillin 661 · Jan 2025

I came across this podcast about 8 months ago when my mom was on a breathing ventilator after going through a second 13-hour brain surgery. She is still recovering and there’s been so many times I’ve battled hard with depression and this podcast brought me out of some really dark days. I absolutely love Rich and Nicole and can relate to them on so many levels with parenting and marriage.

KMG1031 · Dec 2024

Absolutely love you two together and you bring up all the topics parents of all ages are dealing with and keep it real!

Kvan122 · Oct 2024

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