Distractible

Chart trend

Position in the Comedy chart (US), last 90 days.

#1#26#51JunJulAugSep

#30

all-time peak

415

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Latest episodes

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Cincinnati Jeopardy

Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 7
45 min

Smell My Touch

Mark hosts a game that just makes sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 31
1 h 02 min

Would I Lie To You?

Bob hosts a game built on lies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 24
1 h 02 min

Choose Your Own Cousin

Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 17
1 h 15 min

I'm Wade. I'm Bald.

He's bald. He's Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 10
50 min

Please Be Nice

Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 3
1 h 09 min

Wade Definitely Has A Topic

The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 27
1 h 07 min

The Perfectest Crime

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 20
1 h 14 min

Hoopst Was First?

This game about firsts is making me firsty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 13
1 h 03 min

Unhappy Birthday

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a

Jul 6
1 h 03 min

Going Nuclear

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 29
1 h 15 min

Markiplier Likes That?

How well do Bald and Dad know Short? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 22
1 h 03 min

Doing Too Much

Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 15
1 h 17 min

Burnout

The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap

Jun 8
1 h 09 min

Hard or Soft?

The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 1
1 h 12 min

Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)

Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 25
1 h 04 min

The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)

Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 18
1 h 12 min

America vs Europe

No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes. Support A Real Good Future at realgoodai.org/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice

May 11
1 h 19 min

Reverse Charades

Quick, get flat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 4
57 min

That Sounds Bad!

Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 27
58 min

Chart positions

Where Distractible ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 10, 2026).

#43 ▼ 3 Comedy US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

No joke, I’m a therapist and used the smell my touch episode to teach sensory awareness principles from DBT to the kids I work with.

VFBCA · Sep 2026

I haven’t listened to all the episodes simply because I favor the games eps more than the conversational ones because the only time I listen to Distractible is when I do long drives — I have not crashed while listening (yet). I enjoy playing along or imagining what the three are doing, especially in the drawing eps. This is a good podcast to keep yourself awake, have a good laugh, and be (responsibly) distracted :)

Rrainfall · Sep 2026

It’s called “Distractible” for a reason- it does exactly that, but it’s not so distracting that it prevents me from getting work done. It’s like hanging out with your friends for an hour while you clean your house or do some work, you listen and laugh (sometimes too much, DON’T LISTEN AND DRIVE GUYS!!! 😐😐😐), learn new things, and all around have a good time- every episode. Good work guys! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

llynux · Nov 2024

I found Distractible while looking for a fun diversion (back in season one). Years later the “game” format and the sincere friendship between the team keeps this show entertaining and evergreen. Keep talking about Shakira, lenses, and nightmare refrigerator delivery…. (I turned around…)

buccis · Nov 2024

Disappointed to hear Mark so casually reference using AI to make something. I thought Mark would’ve been more attuned to the plight of artists who have their work taken without their consent for generative AI, because it impacts YouTubers/voice actors/writers as well (which he is.) I just can’t support a show that supports that, even if it’s just one host. Thank you for the funny memories though.

-Mads · Dec 2024

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