The Gory Gays

Carrie & Crystal Lake & Halloween Shenanigans

We're back for the Spooky Season, ghouls and girls! While this episode covers quite a lot (we've been gone since February), the main focus is the 1979 ABC spec

Scream 7 (2026)

If Sidney-fucking-Prescott is back… then so are The Gory Gays. 🔪🩰👯🩸 BEWARE! We SPOIL everything about this amazing, campy, nostalgia laced, blood-soaked movie. You’ve be

Halloween: H20 [Audio Commentary]

🎃 Happy Halloween, gory bb’s! 🎃 We’re unlocking a Patreon-exclusive episode just for YOU to celebrate Samhain! 🕸️✨ (Recorded back in August — so if it feels a little dat

*Patreon Clip* Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (2000) [Audio Commentary]

*Intro Only - go to our Patreon for the full episode! Join now for $3 a month!* Today (10.27) marks the anniversary of “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”, and we couldn’t

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

"You won't be coming home..." 🏕️ Episode 54 is live, gory bb’s! 🏕️ Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out the cult classic “Sleepaway Camp” — you know the

*Patreon Clip* Halloween: H20 (1998) [Audio Commentary]

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free!  Alex and Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out one of the best "Halloween" se

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

It’s Fisherman Friday! Again! (Ha..ha….) Alex and Stanley are back to discuss “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (1998) -- everyone’s favorite sequel, are-we-right?

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried." Put on your slickers and grab your fishing hooks because we’re going to the bluest town that’s ever

Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)

“If looks could kill, he wouldn’t need a chainsaw.” Did you know there’s a random entry in the Texas Chainsaw series starring Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey?! 😱

*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway (1993) [Audio Commentary]

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 7/7) Crack those knuckles, burn your sage, and prep yourselves for som

*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Teen Witch (1989) [Audio Commentary]

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 6/26) Gory Gay Pride continues! It's an off week for Alex, so gra

We're Back! Happy Birthday To Us!

Actually, though! — Alex makes his gory return to celebrate not only our birthday (remember, we share a birthday and it's literally today), but our long awaited (at

*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt III - Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings (1993) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/30 @ 12pm) If you didn't know about Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings,

*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt. II - The Eyes of My Mother (2016) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/22) Happy (late) Mother's Day from us to you! Stanley gives som

49.5 Pt. 1 - Mikey (1992) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]

“Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once, too.” Until we are able to record our 50th episode together, Stanley is going to do some solo audio commentaries  — in a seri

Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024

Happy New Year to all of our gory lil bb's out there! We're so happy to give you our Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024 -- where we go over most of the relea

Santa Isn't Real (2023)

"Have yourself a scary little Christmas..." & a GORY ONE, too!  For our final episode of the year, we thought we’d slash up and bleed out the gift that keeps on giving —

Thanksgiving (2023) [Audio Commentary]

Put on your holiday best, kids, because today we're slashing up and bleeding out another Eli Roth flick for you and it's just in time for, well, THANSKGIVING! W

Night of the Demons (1988)

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) has become a Halloween favorite over the last 36 years (happy bday, baby!)  and we’re here to slash it up and bleed it out for you — from the t

Bonus Episode: Trivia Night Pt. 2

Hello gory boys and ghouls! It's been a year since our first and only episode dedicated to trivia, so we thought, why not do another one! Of course, we yack about so