The Body Count Continues

The Legend of Bayou Jason

This week we're going on a haunted swamp tour in search of the elusive Victor Crowley. Come with us to Honey Island Swamp as we unpack the behind-the-scenes secrets of Ba

A Robert Cummings Halloween

This week we're headed to Rob Zombie's Haddonfield and only one of us is happy about it. We're unpacking the strengths and many weaknesses of this controversial duology.

JAAAAMMMMEEEESSSS

This week we're getting freaky in Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool. Spoiler alert: things get a little volatile because one of us loved this movie and the other is just

Onryo Horror

This week we watched what may be the most significant entries in the Onryo sub-genre, Ju-On: The Curse and Ring. We're unpacking the differences between these and their A

Life Finds A Way

This week we're headed to Isla Nublar to revisit one of Spielberg's best films. We're unpacking the necessity of relieving oneself while under attack by a T-Rex, our shar

Oh I'm A Happy Camper

This week we revisit the tragic events that took place at Camp Rolling Hills and Camp New Horizons. We're unpacking the sequels' pivot away from the first film, the nosta

Shark Week

We're celebrating one year of The Body Count Continues by dipping our toes back into the shark infested waters. This week we queued up Killer Whale, Water Park Shark, and

The Man vs. Bear Debate Gets Complicated

This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Not So Scary Movies

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

Help! My (redacted)'s Gone Crazy!

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the endur

Fishermen Don't Forget

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silli

Samara Weaving Can't Catch a Break

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married

From Strangers to Aquaintances

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell

Faces of Death, Terrifier, and the Glory of Gore

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

House of Wax and the Golden Age of Horror Remakes

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your

Ready or Not Here I Come ("Can I have a cigarette?")

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love

The Long Walk ("I'm going home.")

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3

Final Destination ("I'm never gonna die!")

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-fl

The Final Girls of Friday the 13th

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and e

Scary Movie ("Oh my god, we hit a boot!")

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Ger