Nobody's Listening, Right?

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237 - This Lady Don’t Know Sheet(s)

This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are

Sep 9
58 min

236 - A Broken Arm & Business Class

This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and

Sep 2
1 h 04 min

235 - Elizabeth's First Fight in France

This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s a

Aug 26
1 h 06 min

234 - You Sound So Labyrinth Stupid

This week on NLR: Andy weighs how to respond to an unexpected DM, Elizabeth gets put in her labyrinth place, the Protein Team is called, and much more! It’s all covered o

Aug 19
59 min

233 - The Worst Bathroom Experience Of All Time

This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the

Aug 12
1 h 02 min

232 - Trilling On Words

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much

Aug 5
1 h 09 min

231 - Wildfires In France

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car,

Jul 29
1 h 07 min

230 - Not A Taco Bell Problem

This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review

Jul 22
1 h 00 min

229 - Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee

This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nai

Jul 15
1 h 07 min

228 - Ducky Peed On The Plane (Twice)

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enem

Jul 8
55 min

227 - Ruining It For Everybody

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard

Jul 1
1 h 03 min

226 - Goodbye Brand New Studio

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and som

Jun 24
57 min

225 - Friends Don’t Let Friends Have…

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this wee

Jun 17
57 min

224 - BIG News!!! Big changes!

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this

Jun 10
57 min

223 - Elizabeth Enters Her Scarf Era

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on t

Jun 3
1 h 03 min

222 - The Biggest Fight We’ve Ever Had?

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me

May 27
1 h 01 min

221 - The Most Handsome Cat Ever!

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crossh

May 20
57 min

220 - Plants Are Tearing Us Apart

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more! It's all covered on this

May 13
1 h 09 min

219 - Crows, Dental Dams, and Vibes

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's

May 6
59 min

218 - Forget Maxxing, Time To Minn!

This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always

Apr 29
1 h 06 min

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The only podcast I’ll slow my listening speed to 1.0 to savor! Love my parasocial besties!

Rachel&& · Sep 2026

As a writer mom who is also a Virgo with Virgo moon AND a lover of all things French, this podcast has been a total delight for me. I listen to it while falling asleep and have gotten in trouble with my husband on a number of occasions for laughing hysterically while he's trying to rest. Also most recently I laughed out loud on a plane. I can't even remember why, only that trying to repress the laugh was making me cry so I finally gave in. With the massive sadness in the world, you have both reminded me of all the little good things, of how to approach my marriage with humor, and how much can happen at the store. So thanks. Also, as a breast cancer survivor who did chemo, it's worth mentioning that you can TOTALLY have sex while in treatment. Can't wait to follow your adventures as you make your big move. Cheers!

Lilovesooo · Jun 2026

Getting close to finish listening to the whole back catalogue on Apple Podcasts, and was going to wait until I’d caught up to leave a review. But recently Andy pretty much saved my rear. At work I’d been listening to an episode, where Andy had an unfortunate encounter after eating a 5 Guys burger, even though it didn’t taste right. That night whilst traveling for work, I grabbed shrimp pad Thai. The noodles were fine, but the shrimp just tasted different. I went to power through eating it, but thought of Andy’s experience-so didn’t eat it. So thank you for either saving me from a night praying to the porcelain gods - or for missing out on my favorite protein.

Forthewin29 · Apr 2026

My husband and I got married 6 months ago and had not yet decided on a honeymoon destination when I found this podcast through St. Monica (🙌). After hearing about your incredible family trip (esp all of the food and dogs you enjoyed there) -- we are going to Bordeaux for 10 lovely days and cite this show to everyone for our inspiration. Our flight leaves tomorrow. Merci!! -Lily

L. Boil · Apr 2026

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