Help I Sexted My Boss

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Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth

It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answerin

Oct 6
44 min

French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini

William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally conv

Oct 2
35 min

Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert

After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding ou

Sep 29
49 min

Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades

Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects sho

Sep 25
30 min

Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...

In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys al

Sep 22
50 min

Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb

Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look

Sep 18
35 min

Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!

What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the f

Sep 15
47 min

The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours

Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYT

Sep 11
33 min

Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret

It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Sa

Sep 8
45 min

Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody

Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments fr

Sep 4
28 min

Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards

Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty

Sep 1
45 min

Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books

Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray.

Aug 28
28 min

Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage

Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sex

Aug 25
48 min

X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers

William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing o

Aug 21
30 min

Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches

Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the to

Aug 18
45 min

William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?

William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener repl

Aug 14
32 min

Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…

Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the interne

Aug 11
45 min

Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker

Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hea

Aug 7
28 min

Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke

How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jo

Aug 4
47 min

Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet

William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William reme

Jul 31
26 min

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What listeners say

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I’ve listened since the beginning and remain a loyal G & Diva. I’ve also happily paid for the ad-free subscription through Apple for years, so I was genuinely disappointed to hear that it’s going away with the move to Patreon. I understand the reasons for Patreon, and I’m glad the podcast continues to grow, but I have to admit I find it completely inconvenient. I’m an Apple user. My podcasts are in Apple Podcasts. My subscription is already there. It all works rather nicely. I don’t particularly want another platform, another app, or another place to keep up with something I already happily pay for. Will I stop listening? Of course not. I’ve come too far and know far too much about William and Jordan at this point. But as a loyal G & Diva, I do feel entitled to register a small but sincere complaint on behalf of those of us who were perfectly happy where we were.

nashvillenick19 · Sep 2026

I've been listening for so long and I love everything you do! Lately it seems passive aggressive, and the jokes aren't landing… there's a dead silence in between "jabs". I don't know if you're overworked, or disconnected, but that joy that was there in the beginning just isn't hitting. I would love to get that back!

bambam2.0 · May 2026

Whenever I need a quick pick me up I love to turn on your podcast. Such a quirky and comedic escape that everyone needs every once in a while. Thank you!

M-Naz · Jan 2025

Each week I look forward to new episodes of HISMB. I’ve been a longtime follower of William Hanson because of his etiquette tips. I wasn’t familiar with Jordan until watching this podcast. There couldn’t be two men who appear so different and who complement each other so well. Both Jordan and William have a wicked sense of humor and a joyful laugh. No matter what mood I’m in, listening to these two always makes my day much brighter! Now, where’s my picky tea, darling?

Shopgirl.152 · Aug 2024

I really love the old episodes. The humor was always on point. But recently the subject matter has become rather disgusting. I listened to every one of your episodes, but I drew the line at “help I accidentally ate a stranger’s toenail.” It was just too vulgar and unpleasant to listen to. William, you can do so much better. There are so many adds and it just feels like you do the gross stories for tik tok clips. I really want to love this podcast again and I hope you can choose to entertain the community you have built, rather than chasing views and money with more feces adjacent stories. Good luck

M¥£3$ · Apr 2025

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