HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

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There's a Wolf in the room

Phil is extra moist from his milking and Dan had an alien encounter at the embassy. Thanks to our sponsor: Start your free trial at ⁠⁠shopify.com/danandphil⁠⁠ To wa

Sep 21
30 min

Spilling our infamous high school stories

Phil reminisces on his single emo-boy era and Dan gets into ear-play. Get $15 off your first purchase on Whatnot using this link https://www.whatnot.com/invite/DanandPh

Sep 14
36 min

Did Dan's Grandma know we were dating?

Situationship final boss meets 60 years of marriage - but what does Veronica make of modern relationships and male podcasts? Thanks to our sponsor: Head over to SHOPIF

Sep 7
37 min

Saying goodbye to everyone we've ever known

we're dipping, disrupting funerals and serving phunt on the red carpet Thanks to our sponsors: -Start your free trial at ⁠shopify.com/danandphil⁠ -Give your clothes

Aug 31
32 min

Dan inserts Phil into his memories

We discuss the hubris of this male podcast as we fall helplessly through time. Thanks to our sponsor: Start your free trial at shopify.com/danandphil UK PEEPS: PLEAS

Aug 10
37 min

Romance is dead but at least I smell nice

Phil had a foamy accident and Dan just pointed and laughed. UK PEEPS: PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! CLICK HERE ON THE APP!: https://open.spotify.com/p

Aug 3
35 min

We 3D Scanned our Naked Bodies

We get a new perspective on our cracks and Phil fails to bladdermax. Thanks to our sponsor: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelin

Jul 27
35 min

A Forensic Investigator Came to our House

We are accused of a heinous act of destruction and furry art makes us football fans. Thanks to our sponsors: $500 GIVEAWAY! How to enter: sign up to Whatnot using my

Jul 20
35 min

Addressing the Phil 2009 Leak

Phil gets exposed by his University and Dan mogs every immigration officer. Vote for us in the British Podcast awards! https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting TY

Jul 13
38 min

We let a fan ask us ANYTHING

We give away a golden pig and discuss the recent injury / upcoming arrest. TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE RN!! http://danandphiltour.com To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠

Jul 6
36 min

Addressing the elephant in the room

Dan would like to say THANK YOU and Phil would like to RESPOND to the message that he received. TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE RN!! http://danandphiltour.com -Use our code

Jun 29
34 min

The Colonic Irrigation Incident

Dan finally shares his 'accidental hose' story and Phil yearns to cycle with no clothes. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know

Jun 22
34 min

Dan’s Depressing Birthday Surprise 🖤

It's big D's big D(ay) and we both end up with black tongues. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up h

Jun 15
39 min

Our first pride as a collaboratively gay duo

We celebrate Pride month by looking at our queer lives - from first bars, to dream euthanasia pods. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Jun 1
35 min

Dan's Instagram 'Instants' Incident

We're almost leaking, socially tweaking and can't stop freaking speaking. Thanks to our sponsors: -Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek

May 25
33 min

PHIL FACES THE CHEESE CHALLENGE

Phil shows a dangerous amount of skin and pretends to care about Dan’s current fixations. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

May 18
42 min

Draining Richard's Balls

SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT! WE'RE DROPPING BALLS UNTIL WE GET A RED ONE - STRAP IN AND PREPARE TO TWIST. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it ris

May 11
31 min

Dan keeps licking things in public

We hear about Dan's wild night with Zayn, Louis and Chappell - and Phil bombs an airport TikTok. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

May 4
37 min

We are not getting sued by BTS

We learn why Dan is strengthening his grip and find out if distance made our hearts grow fonder. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.on

Apr 27
37 min

420 Phlaze It

Phil spills about hiding from an A-list actor in an ASDA, and We Try the Viral White Monster and Yoghurt Drink. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Apr 20
35 min

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

This is my go to podcast for a bad day, long car ride, and EVERY MONDAY. The only complaint i could possibly have is that there aren’t more episodes!!!

calypso_oftherain · Jan 2026

great podcast so far, I have been looking forward to this for ages and im so happy it’s finally here!! only thing is that I wish the transcript was broken into who is speaking to make the podcast more accessible 💖

emmaspurple · Oct 2025

Phan are laugh out loud funny. Their timing is terrific, the edits and sound effects are slick, and the revisiting of their relationship is like hearing delicious family secrets!

SK317 · Oct 2025

I’ve been watching Dan & Phil since like 2010 or 2011. Im not the first person to race to watch a new video, but I always come back to them. They are so funny and relatable, and I’m excited for this next chapter for them! I tried listening to the podcast to fall asleep and honestly I KEPT LAUGHING so I couldn’t sleep! Next time I’ll listen while in the car or cooking instead. Cheers!

SMSrock · Oct 2025

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