Perfect Person

218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. 

217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)

Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to

216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival

215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)

Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors abo

214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)

Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.

213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and b

212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)

Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.

211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)

Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental en

210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)

The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audi

209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stun

208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)

Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob. ht

207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains

206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your

205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)

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204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday

203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do y

202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex

201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stri

200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)

It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who l

199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)

Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competi