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swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12

pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift t

we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173

truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, be

tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11

the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with

bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10

scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getti

that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172

in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universa

the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9

the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the mi

transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171

when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audie

mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8

get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and

you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170

a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience su

nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7

it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we'

no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169

lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when

schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6

Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using the code PUMPCAST. Just click the link https://bit.ly/pumpcast-CHEEX or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m to start your trial. The off

no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168

we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroyin

"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon,

your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167

oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into

a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4

in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa van

do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166

in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiri

pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3

will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the ca

the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165

the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong bef

why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2

scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!! 🛒 SHO