Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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What listeners say

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Leaving my original review below to stay true to my word. I have listened to every episode now, and adore this podcast. I feel like Xandy was going through some stuff when I first started, and I’m glad I kept on. The sibling bickering and back and forth is perfect, their random stories are wholesome, and seeing how the reviews have evolved over time has been really cool to see, even if it was backwards at the time. The reviews are chaotic and I’m so happy to hear them on a weekly basis now. Keep it up guys. Original review: I came over and listened because of Xtine and ATWWD. I’m very on the fence about Xandy. Some days I feel he is extremely pretentious and clueless about his privilege/upbringing, and others I actually like him and think he’s funny. The content is solid (assuming they’re sober), and I’ve mostly enjoyed the episodes I’ve listened to (working my way backwards). My biggest complaints are about the editing. The number of times there’s just dead air before anyone starts talking is too often for a single episode. I’ve also experienced a lot of repeated content (it sort of loops back on itself). As of now, I’ll keep listening, mainly because the reviews seem to o dictate that their oldest stuff is way better, so I’m hoping I’ll like that more.

Amartbetan · Dec 2024

I’ve listened to every episode, starting from ep.1 at least 3 times now. This is my comfort, go to entertainment. Y’all’s are so funny and very relatable personalities to me. Also I loved your last live show in Seattle! Thank you for being you and living so authentically.

Integratness · Dec 2024

First of all, big fan of ATWWD which is how I found this pod. I think my favorite thing is how Christine cracks herself up. A lot of time, I find myself laughing along because of how infectious her laugh is. You are both great and have a great back and forth. I am starting a pod and can only hope to be as awesome and this one ❤️

Eyelashfetish · Dec 2024

I absolutely love this podcast. My only issue is that Christine eats or chews gum or something during quite a few episodes. I’m still giving it five stars because most people probably don’t even notice this issue. I have misophonia, though, so I have had to skip certain episodes because of these noises. Otherwise this is a fun and entertaining podcast based on a creative concept.

Doodle Jump Princess · Oct 2024

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