Toni and Ryan

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Toni Bought DJ Decks

Bunnings snags - Toni the DJ - Birks by November- love ya!!!!! See you at the Melbourne show tonight or at my DJ set after!!! https://5raves5days.com.au/ Tell us what y

Nov 1
37 min

Don't Turn The Heater On | Funniest Moments OF OCTOBER

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from OCTOBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROU

Oct 31
22 min

Who Is Watching On Ryan's Account?

Calendar VS Calendar - Normal or Nah - Birthday chat - love ya!!!!! Did everyone else know when cinco de mayo was?! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By

Oct 28
53 min

NEVER Fire Someone On Halloween

Best online series of all time - Caught in dress up - Ultimate coincidence chat- love ya!!!!! Drive-through post office you've heard it here first Best Internet Series

Oct 27
50 min

How To Get Paid For Days Off

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Wedge window chat- love ya!!!!! What's the consensus on wedge experimentation and the proposed timeline? no bad ideas BUT we've already

Oct 26
41 min

The Sweatiest Hotel In Australia

Golden Ticket TARPer - Monday mailbag - Chocolate - love ya!!!!! BEST ROLO PUN IN THE COMMENTS GETS SENT A FREE BLOCK!!! Gingivitis video - https://www.youtube.com/watc

Oct 25
43 min

Hide and Reek

One of our most chaotic conversations just got the animation it deserved. What started as toddler bonding quickly became Ryan’s most mortifying parenting memory, all than

Oct 22
1 min

The Dangers Of Bleach

Coffee orders - Normal or Nah - Laundry mishap #2 - love ya!!!!! We hope you liked our special guests today (spoiler alert acting is just pretending shhh) Don't Forget

Oct 21
39 min

Ryan Has Been Scammed

Fuck marry kill - Opposite of an ick part 2 - How to fix your sleep- love ya!!!!! What's your fuck marry kill answer? Fonts - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdhooqjTV

Oct 20
45 min

The Real Estate Photographer's Secret

Toni's tech tips - Confessions - Toni's trip to Yarra glen - love ya!!!!! Where's the funniest place you did it... Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By

Oct 19
35 min

Toni's Sexy New Purchase

Kelly Clarkson - Recommendations - Toni's slutty underwear- love ya!!!!! Have you ever ordered something and gotten a surprise? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champ

Oct 18
37 min

Ryan's Trip To The Barber....

Barber small talk - Normal or Nah - Golden Gaytime eating - love ya!!!!! To everyone who thought I couldn't do it, eat your words like I ate that gaytime Don't Forget T

Oct 14
42 min

We're Going To The OSCARS!!!!

Christmas planning - Block coincidences - Opposite of an ick - love ya!!!!! Have you organised christmas yet??? Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdIQCBvWhI D

Oct 13
39 min

Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit?

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Places you can get pregnant - love ya!!!!! Do you have a tech tip??? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get

Oct 12
33 min

A Warning About The Movie Verity

Verity - 2027 calendar!! - Medical comedy - love ya!!!!! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Toni

Oct 11
38 min

We're Buying A Car Wash

Feeling funky - Buying a carwash - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Best hacks to get out of a funk??!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP

Oct 7
35 min

Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature

Scenic rim - What did you sleep through? - Google maps - love ya!!!!! Do you hate turning right as much as Toni?? Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our F

Oct 6
35 min

Hooking Up In The Hospital

Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Small screen purchases- love ya!!!!! What's the craziest thing you've bought on a small screen? Tell us what you reckon in the episode

Oct 5
29 min

Toni Is Becoming A DJ

Daylight savings - Stacey deepdive - Tour updates - love ya!!!!! Are you cat or dog? Stacey Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU Tell us what you reckon

Oct 4
32 min

Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from SEPTEMBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GR

Oct 3
23 min

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#1#42#82AugSepOctNov

#37

all-time peak

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where Toni and Ryan ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Nov 2, 2026).

#47 ▼ 4 Comedy US

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Toni and Ryan’s car wash is the kind of place where you pull in with a dirty car and leave wondering if you should be charging THEM for the experience. They got my ride so clean I could see my own reflection—and honestly, I wasn’t prepared for that level of intimacy. 😏 The wash was thorough, the staff knew exactly where to spray, and they weren’t afraid to get into the tight spots. 👀 By the time they were finished, my car was glistening like it had just come back from a very expensive weekend in Vegas. 10/10. My car came in filthy, got handled properly, and left looking absolutely satisfied. Would definitely get washed again. Probably sooner than I need to. 😂🚗💦

yaressej · Aug 2026

Wow the vacuums sucked up every last piece of dirt in the interior of my car and the giant fans at the end dried my car in an instant. Not a better car wash out there for fast food dates.

Ginger van der Snatch · Aug 2026

I wasn’t expecting to enjoy having strangers rub every inch of my vehicle this much. They lathered it up, massaged every panel, polished the hood until I could see my future in it, and gave my exhaust a finish that would make a grown man blush. I left cleaner than I’ve been since leaving the dealership. I honestly felt like I should’ve bought them dinner first.

Cürran · Aug 2026

I had the best time at this car wash. My car hadn’t been washed since the Obama administration and had developed its own ecosystem. After a few listens my car is a clean as can be and my face hurts from laughing.

Rmorris238 · Aug 2026

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