Toni and Ryan

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Men With Female Best Friends Are Happier

Judge Judy - Chef Toni - Opposite sex friendships - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us wh

Sep 22
34 min

Ryan Has Been Banned From Touring

On a fcking Monday - Confessions - Ryan's hot take - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us w

Sep 21
46 min

WE HAD A TERRIBLE LOSS...

Hawks - Food Superstition - How Long is Lifetime - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Chec

Sep 20
36 min

Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice

Fart chat - Normal or nah - Shitting the bed - love ya!!!!! This is a shitting-the-bed judgement-free zone, and we've always said that Tell us what you reckon in the ep

Sep 16
35 min

Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher

Ryan's new fit - Washing fuckups - Dr. Toni's email - love ya!!!!! How often are we washing our jeans? be honest https://stemwave.com/ slap mac app - https://slapmac.c

Sep 15
39 min

Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo

Small Talk Toni - Ways to say doing a poo - Charles' approval - love ya!!!!! Nominate a Future TARPer - FORM Where the HELL do our poos go?????? serious question https

Sep 14
38 min

We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia

Impersonations - Melbourne NFL recap - Sport quiz - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Che

Sep 13
34 min

NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off

Doctor House - Billy Bob Thornton - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!! Sorry we have literally no memory of talking about billy bob thornton.... Tell us what you reckon in th

Sep 9
34 min

Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR

Pubetini - Nickname whisperer - Car wash - love ya!!!!! How much have you paid for a car wash?? Toni YLTSI Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOO

Sep 8
36 min

How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top

Snapchat - Confessions - Chores gone wrong- love ya!!!!! What's your laundry / chore fuck up?? TONI YLTSI - https://www.instagram.com/backpack.bound/ Tell us what you

Sep 7
32 min

Building IKEA Furniture With A Stiletto

On a Monday - Wrong Tools For The Job - Lotto Results - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE

Sep 6
36 min

The Rudest Rhymes Australians Say | Funniest Moments OF AUGUST

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from AUGUST 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP

Sep 5
23 min

Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush

Jury duty curse - Normal or Nah - Cooking mistake - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in ou

Sep 2
39 min

Unbelievable Nickname Origin Stories

Review follow-up - Nickname whisperer - Chatting with Mabel - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode th

Sep 1
32 min

I Know The Groom's Secret

Kentucky news - Confessions - Butlers - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live NMDP (https://www.nmdp.org/) and DKMS (https://www.dkms.org/)

Aug 31
41 min

How To Get Away With Any Crime

Sex on a work trip - Bookweek - Lieutenant Lodge - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Toni's YLTSI - https://tarpsaidwhat.com/catch-up/ T

Aug 30
33 min

Don't Cook On A First Date

Midday movie - Normal or Nah - Toni's nicknames- love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our F

Aug 26
30 min

Buffets Are A Scam

TARPer lotto ticket - AUSSIE SHOWS!! - Op shopping - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in o

Aug 25
47 min

LIVE FROM 5th Birthday Party

OUR 5th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at pat

Aug 24
22 min

The Worst Small Talk Ever

Chicken salt throwback - Small Talk - At the chemist - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE

Aug 23
35 min

Chart trend

Position in the Comedy chart (US), last 90 days.

#1#50#98JunJulAugSep

#41

all-time peak

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where Toni and Ryan ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 23, 2026).

#60 ▼ 4 Comedy US

What listeners say

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Toni and Ryan’s car wash is the kind of place where you pull in with a dirty car and leave wondering if you should be charging THEM for the experience. They got my ride so clean I could see my own reflection—and honestly, I wasn’t prepared for that level of intimacy. 😏 The wash was thorough, the staff knew exactly where to spray, and they weren’t afraid to get into the tight spots. 👀 By the time they were finished, my car was glistening like it had just come back from a very expensive weekend in Vegas. 10/10. My car came in filthy, got handled properly, and left looking absolutely satisfied. Would definitely get washed again. Probably sooner than I need to. 😂🚗💦

yaressej · Aug 2026

Wow the vacuums sucked up every last piece of dirt in the interior of my car and the giant fans at the end dried my car in an instant. Not a better car wash out there for fast food dates.

Ginger van der Snatch · Aug 2026

I wasn’t expecting to enjoy having strangers rub every inch of my vehicle this much. They lathered it up, massaged every panel, polished the hood until I could see my future in it, and gave my exhaust a finish that would make a grown man blush. I left cleaner than I’ve been since leaving the dealership. I honestly felt like I should’ve bought them dinner first.

Cürran · Aug 2026

I had the best time at this car wash. My car hadn’t been washed since the Obama administration and had developed its own ecosystem. After a few listens my car is a clean as can be and my face hurts from laughing.

Rmorris238 · Aug 2026

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