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Music · 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Sad Nipple Syndrome

#13 trending · Music

Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter.

Nov 6
2 h 21 min

Tittelfitz

Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do

Nov 5
2 h 22 min

Does an Ashley Poop in the Woods?

Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... fo

Nov 4
2 h 23 min

Meat Hammer

Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons. Listen & subscribe to

Nov 3
2 h 24 min

Awkwa-Man

Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce.  Listen & subscribe to the show

Nov 2
2 h 22 min

Happy Halloween-Eve

Originally Aired October 30, 2026: Elko Speedway drifters in-studio. He's a cone! Literally! Everything you've ever wanted to know about half a stick of dynamite and 14 b

Oct 30
2 h 22 min

The Bone Mobile

Originally Aired October 29, 2026: Worst ice cream headache ever. Halloween at the old folks home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the pubescent frog of the s

Oct 29
2 h 25 min

Locktober

Originally Aired October 28, 2026: Doggy-style sex and the Euro Step. Smells like a dildo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spumoni. Listen & subscribe to th

Oct 28
2 h 22 min

Live Radio Turns to Shhhhh

Originally Aired October 27, 2026: Puppies! 170 bottles of beer in the truck... 170 bottles of beer... Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's drunk grandma.  

Oct 27
2 h 17 min

Pornos & Dildos & Stuff

Originally Aired October 26, 2026: Nailin' on a railin'. Hippy hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about following your penis to disaster.   Listen & subscribe

Oct 26
2 h 25 min

Freeze! This is the Fart Police!

Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Celebrity couples that just don't make sense. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pole dancing with your partner. Or

Oct 23
2 h 22 min

LL Cool Josh

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Old people dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting chlamydia from your cat. Originally aired Thursda

Oct 22
2 h 25 min

Teri-yucky

$1,000 pile of pumpkins. The Squeaky Door Saloon. Everything you've ever wanted to know about flying cars. Originally aired Wednesday, October 21, 2026.  See omnystudio.

Oct 21
2 h 22 min

You're Gonna Die Clown!

Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Farts will get you fired. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our AI Overlords. Originally aired Tuesday, October 20, 2026.  See omny

Oct 20
2 h 26 min

Blowing Smoke

Doctor P answers medical questions. Bicycle drive-by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about at-home dentistry. Originally aired Monday, October 19, 2026. See omnys

Oct 19
2 h 23 min

Cooter Canoe

Originally Aired October 16, 2026: Everyone in Milwaukee is hungover. Apple a day keeps the baby away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot tub sex.  Listen

Oct 16
2 h 20 min

Whose Load is This?

Originally Aired October 15, 2026: Dick Biscuit. Are you the guy banging my ex-wife? Everything you've ever wanted to know about whizzing in the sink.   Listen & subscr

Oct 15
2 h 26 min

Squirt Switch

Originally Aired October 14, 2026: Vape cloud culture. Your boss is a bitch.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much ass dishwashers get.    Listen & subs

Oct 14
2 h 23 min

Why They Call it a Beaver

Originally Aired October 13, 2026: World-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Robo fighters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reptile expos.   Listen & subscrib

Oct 13
2 h 23 min

Sex Diarrhea

Originally Aired October 12, 2026: Are you PSYCHED? Fast food meltdowns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about iPad peepers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on t

Oct 12
2 h 23 min

Chart trend

Position in the Music chart (US), last 90 days.

#5
all-time peak
3
days in the top 10 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where 93X Half-Assed Morning Show ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Nov 8, 2026).

#5 ▲ 1 Music US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

This is easily the best morning show around, and I don’t really like morning shows in general…I bought a $400 car years ago and the radio was stuck on 93x, so I came across the HAMS by a default indecision, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to my mornings!! Nick might be the most hilarious person on earth, Josh is the perfect complement to Nick, and Wappel, Dana, Ashley, Randy, Brad, and the rest of the gang-well, you’ll fall in love with the whole dang thing too!!

Bushmanian · Dec 2023

I love this show. Josh and Nick have amazing chemistry, and constantly make each other better. Wappel is so awkwardly funny and it’s fun to hear him get wound up when he gets passionate about whatever random things he enjoys. Dana and Ashley catch a lot of disrespect from listening audiences based on their very niche personalities. Even the supporting characters are great (Janel, Randy, etc.). This show is something special, and I hope it sticks around for a very long time.

J4ck34 · Jan 2023

Daily listener on iHeart radio every morning from Texas and listen to the podcast on the route home. Screw the other reviews - Nick, Josh, Wappel, Ashley, Dana are a great dynamic. I’ve texted in and Josh put me on to great some great hair metal albums. Wish the music bits could stay in the podcast. Nick and Josh talking rock music could be a podcast itself. #texasjesus

Cattleshower101 · Sep 2022

I’ve been listening since February 2013 and have listened to every “episode” (usually streaming) since then. I switched from KQRS at the encouragement of my parents (in their 50s) at the time. I’ve liked every iteration of the show. With Nick, Josh, Ali, Ross and Wappel through the Trista/Ashley transition etc. But I find the current mix so perfect. Nick makes me laugh with his sarcasm and I gimmick infringe on him in real life on occasion :) I love when he calls people “Dave” and “Donny”sarcastically. Josh is the guy that makes each of us go, “yeah, we’re all parents and have a hectic life...but we can still laugh.” He clearly puts a ton of effort into the show and it definitely shows. Dana has been an amazing addition. I met him about 3 years ago at his old station and had no clue who he was...I think he was offended. Now, I think he’s the best thing to happen to twin cities radio in a long time. He connects with us 30 somethings that reminisce, adds a youthful touch but also has a knack for delivery with a little quirk to make you laugh. I’ve met Wappel at too many appearances to count. He “definitely just plays a pothead on air.” He’s coming into his own and I hope to see him on the show forever when the big dogs get a contract with some nationally broadcasted setup. Ashley adds just the right amount of female influence most days. Sometimes I don’t know if the falling asleep and stuff is just a bit but it makes me laugh more than someone just reading traffic. Lee doing what you do. Awesome that you are back in studio! Overall, there’s only so many hours in the day and I spend 5:40 to 9:00 with these guys every day. My friends and I even joke (we all listen) that they are our morning friends. Keep up the great work team. Brotherhood.

Brendan72486 · Jun 2021

Started out as a causal listener in 2003, became an addicted podcast listener in 2008. I’m currently 6 months behind in my saved podcast episodes and it saddens me to say that I don’t think I’m gonna keep listening. “Nick” was the nucleus of the show. The cultural critic, the cynic, the “Lewis Black” with excellent storytelling skills. Josh was and still is the quick-witted cherry on top. Listening to “Nick’s” slow transformation from “Average Blue-Collar Joe” cynic to an “okay boomer” pink-haired, ____-studies major has been tough to listen to. The show’s policy of staying away from political discussion is key to its appeal. But I’m not sure “Nick” understands that politics has moved beyond tax policy. It was the most bizarre and sad shift. It’s like one day “Nick” is astutely pointing out some absurdity and the next day it sounds like he’s being forced to read from a script. I think his “roommate” is to blame.

John86213 · Aug 2021

I’ve been listening since high school (early 2000’s). I don’t understand the hate for Ashley, she’s fine in my opinion. But Ross leaving is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the show. The show rarely makes me laugh like it did when Ross was there.

Lanatronn · Nov 2020

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