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Music · 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Chart trend

Position in the Music chart (US), last 90 days.

#11
all-time peak
621
days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Latest episodes

Showing 20 · updated from the feed

("Best Of"): Jerkwads vs. Buttlords

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morn

Sep 7
2 h 30 min

We Got the Beaks

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Sep 4
2 h 23 min

Jaugust

Originally Aired  September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut.  Listen

Sep 3
2 h 24 min

Wee Wee Peen Way

Originally Aired  September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth fo

Sep 2
2 h 25 min

I'm Sexy and I Know It

Originally Aired  September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person y

Sep 1
2 h 28 min

Boob-Weiser

Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing ov

Aug 31
2 h 26 min

Pantie Sniffer

Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd.  Listen & subscribe to the show

Aug 28
2 h 22 min

Jujitsu Bear

Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for lea

Aug 27
2 h 27 min

Remembering Dolly Parton

Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know abo

Aug 26
2 h 20 min

The Brown Challenge

Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com. Listen & subscribe to the

Aug 25
2 h 24 min

$3,200 Vagina

Originally Aired August 24, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Never lie about a code brown. Everything you've ever wanted to know abou

Aug 24
2 h 24 min

Surprise, It's a Finger!

Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026.  See omnystudio.com/listener f

Aug 21
2 h 22 min

Little Debbie/Big Debra

Monkey whisperers. Hot for Teacher. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a drive-thru drive-by. Originally aired Thursday, August 20, 2026.  See omnystudio.com/li

Aug 20
2 h 22 min

PT Loser

Originally Aired August 19, 2026: Wanna be in our frat? Here's the cocaine. Facebook Marketplace treasures. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a parking

Aug 19
54 min

HOA-holes

Originally Aired August 18, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Hot or not? Everything you've ever wanted to know about range goggles.   Listen & subscribe to the show on

Aug 18
2 h 24 min

The Blob

Originally Aired August 17, 2026: The word of the day is "Harvest." Fads that didn't survive the 80s. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ditched at prom.

Aug 17
2 h 27 min

RIIIGGGHHHTTT?!?!?!

Originally Aired August 14, 2026: Paralyzing poop. Helicopter moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about owning the sun.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Appl

Aug 14
2 h 20 min

Copy Crappie

Originally Aired August 13, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Machete man VS hatchet man. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the poop knife

Aug 13
2 h 25 min

Luxury Letdown

Originally Aired August 12, 2026: New gig for the gamers. Old Style. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bathtub potatoes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Ap

Aug 12
2 h 24 min

Cross-Fit

Originally Aired August 11, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, he won't say why. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hella-d

Aug 11
2 h 25 min

Chart positions

Where 93X Half-Assed Morning Show ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 7, 2026).

#26 ▼ 4 Music US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

This is easily the best morning show around, and I don’t really like morning shows in general…I bought a $400 car years ago and the radio was stuck on 93x, so I came across the HAMS by a default indecision, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to my mornings!! Nick might be the most hilarious person on earth, Josh is the perfect complement to Nick, and Wappel, Dana, Ashley, Randy, Brad, and the rest of the gang-well, you’ll fall in love with the whole dang thing too!!

Bushmanian · Dec 2023

I love this show. Josh and Nick have amazing chemistry, and constantly make each other better. Wappel is so awkwardly funny and it’s fun to hear him get wound up when he gets passionate about whatever random things he enjoys. Dana and Ashley catch a lot of disrespect from listening audiences based on their very niche personalities. Even the supporting characters are great (Janel, Randy, etc.). This show is something special, and I hope it sticks around for a very long time.

J4ck34 · Jan 2023

Daily listener on iHeart radio every morning from Texas and listen to the podcast on the route home. Screw the other reviews - Nick, Josh, Wappel, Ashley, Dana are a great dynamic. I’ve texted in and Josh put me on to great some great hair metal albums. Wish the music bits could stay in the podcast. Nick and Josh talking rock music could be a podcast itself. #texasjesus

Cattleshower101 · Sep 2022

I’ve been listening since February 2013 and have listened to every “episode” (usually streaming) since then. I switched from KQRS at the encouragement of my parents (in their 50s) at the time. I’ve liked every iteration of the show. With Nick, Josh, Ali, Ross and Wappel through the Trista/Ashley transition etc. But I find the current mix so perfect. Nick makes me laugh with his sarcasm and I gimmick infringe on him in real life on occasion :) I love when he calls people “Dave” and “Donny”sarcastically. Josh is the guy that makes each of us go, “yeah, we’re all parents and have a hectic life...but we can still laugh.” He clearly puts a ton of effort into the show and it definitely shows. Dana has been an amazing addition. I met him about 3 years ago at his old station and had no clue who he was...I think he was offended. Now, I think he’s the best thing to happen to twin cities radio in a long time. He connects with us 30 somethings that reminisce, adds a youthful touch but also has a knack for delivery with a little quirk to make you laugh. I’ve met Wappel at too many appearances to count. He “definitely just plays a pothead on air.” He’s coming into his own and I hope to see him on the show forever when the big dogs get a contract with some nationally broadcasted setup. Ashley adds just the right amount of female influence most days. Sometimes I don’t know if the falling asleep and stuff is just a bit but it makes me laugh more than someone just reading traffic. Lee doing what you do. Awesome that you are back in studio! Overall, there’s only so many hours in the day and I spend 5:40 to 9:00 with these guys every day. My friends and I even joke (we all listen) that they are our morning friends. Keep up the great work team. Brotherhood.

Brendan72486 · Jun 2021

Started out as a causal listener in 2003, became an addicted podcast listener in 2008. I’m currently 6 months behind in my saved podcast episodes and it saddens me to say that I don’t think I’m gonna keep listening. “Nick” was the nucleus of the show. The cultural critic, the cynic, the “Lewis Black” with excellent storytelling skills. Josh was and still is the quick-witted cherry on top. Listening to “Nick’s” slow transformation from “Average Blue-Collar Joe” cynic to an “okay boomer” pink-haired, ____-studies major has been tough to listen to. The show’s policy of staying away from political discussion is key to its appeal. But I’m not sure “Nick” understands that politics has moved beyond tax policy. It was the most bizarre and sad shift. It’s like one day “Nick” is astutely pointing out some absurdity and the next day it sounds like he’s being forced to read from a script. I think his “roommate” is to blame.

John86213 · Aug 2021

I’ve been listening since high school (early 2000’s). I don’t understand the hate for Ashley, she’s fine in my opinion. But Ross leaving is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the show. The show rarely makes me laugh like it did when Ross was there.

Lanatronn · Nov 2020

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