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Music · 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Latest episodes

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Cooter Canoe

#16 trending · Music

Originally Aired October 16, 2026: Everyone in Milwaukee is hungover. Apple a day keeps the baby away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot tub sex.  Listen

Oct 16
2 h 20 min

Whose Load is This?

Originally Aired October 15, 2026: Dick Biscuit. Are you the guy banging my ex-wife? Everything you've ever wanted to know about whizzing in the sink.   Listen & subscr

Oct 15
2 h 26 min

Squirt Switch

Originally Aired October 14, 2026: Vape cloud culture. Your boss is a bitch.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much ass dishwashers get.    Listen & subs

Oct 14
2 h 23 min

Why They Call it a Beaver

Originally Aired October 13, 2026: World-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Robo fighters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reptile expos.   Listen & subscrib

Oct 13
2 h 23 min

Sex Diarrhea

Originally Aired October 12, 2026: Are you PSYCHED? Fast food meltdowns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about iPad peepers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on t

Oct 12
2 h 23 min

5th Annual Border Bash (St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake)

Originally Aired October 9, 2026: 5th Annual Border Bash Live from St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotif

Oct 10
1 h 34 min

See ya at the Border Bash!

Originally Aired October 8, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea in studio. Got turnt? Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your horse told you to go to the emerge

Oct 8
2 h 23 min

Road Boner

Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material!  Listen & subscribe to the show on t

Oct 7
2 h 24 min

Shreking Your Brains Out

Originally Aired October 6, 2026: Teenage Mutant Ninja Jackass. Who's cooking borscht in here? Everything you've ever wanted to know about searching for your father's rem

Oct 6
2 h 27 min

Surprise Mace!

Originally Aired October 5, 2026: Undefeated Vikings and Wild. Horrifying display outside Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the adver

Oct 5
2 h 23 min

Put Down the Dildo

Originally Aired October 2, 2026: Billy the kid. Ma, the meatloaf! Everything you've ever wanted to know about famous punchable faces.  Listen & subscribe to the show o

Oct 2
2 h 22 min

Corn Pouch

Originally Aired October 1, 2026: Bear Knuckle Boxing. Special D-livery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a goal-oscopy. Listen & subscribe to the sh

Oct 1
2 h 25 min

What Can WE Do for YOU?!

Originally Aired September 30, 2026: Hey ChatGPT, am I going to jail? Mile High rub down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my secret friend.   Listen & subsc

Sep 30
2 h 26 min

Empty Suit

Originally Aired  September 29, 2026: Your mom is on OnlyFans. Irritable Male Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being JAPENEEEEEEESE!   Listen & sub

Sep 29
2 h 19 min

Lemon Party

Originally Aired  September 28, 2026: Josh's Halloween outfit idea. Bad day to be a crane operator. Everything you've ever wanted to know about shattered windshield glass

Sep 28
2 h 26 min

Sneezures

Originally Aired  September 25, 2026: MN State Patrol in-studio. Friggin' try-hards. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stupid friggin' try-hards.   Listen & s

Sep 25
2 h 17 min

Cocainus

Originally Aired  September 24, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drunk on a plane. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by snail.  

Sep 24
2 h 22 min

No Regerts

Originally Aired  September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies.  Listen & subscribe to the show on t

Sep 23
2 h 23 min

Deadly dutch oven

Originally Aired  September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers.  Listen & subscribe to the s

Sep 22
2 h 25 min

I Got Your Nose!

Originally Aired  September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse.  Listen & subscribe

Sep 21
2 h 21 min

Chart trend

Position in the Music chart (US), last 90 days.

#11
all-time peak
661
days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Chart positions

Where 93X Half-Assed Morning Show ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Oct 18, 2026).

#30 ▲ 6 Music US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

This is easily the best morning show around, and I don’t really like morning shows in general…I bought a $400 car years ago and the radio was stuck on 93x, so I came across the HAMS by a default indecision, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to my mornings!! Nick might be the most hilarious person on earth, Josh is the perfect complement to Nick, and Wappel, Dana, Ashley, Randy, Brad, and the rest of the gang-well, you’ll fall in love with the whole dang thing too!!

Bushmanian · Dec 2023

I love this show. Josh and Nick have amazing chemistry, and constantly make each other better. Wappel is so awkwardly funny and it’s fun to hear him get wound up when he gets passionate about whatever random things he enjoys. Dana and Ashley catch a lot of disrespect from listening audiences based on their very niche personalities. Even the supporting characters are great (Janel, Randy, etc.). This show is something special, and I hope it sticks around for a very long time.

J4ck34 · Jan 2023

Daily listener on iHeart radio every morning from Texas and listen to the podcast on the route home. Screw the other reviews - Nick, Josh, Wappel, Ashley, Dana are a great dynamic. I’ve texted in and Josh put me on to great some great hair metal albums. Wish the music bits could stay in the podcast. Nick and Josh talking rock music could be a podcast itself. #texasjesus

Cattleshower101 · Sep 2022

I’ve been listening since February 2013 and have listened to every “episode” (usually streaming) since then. I switched from KQRS at the encouragement of my parents (in their 50s) at the time. I’ve liked every iteration of the show. With Nick, Josh, Ali, Ross and Wappel through the Trista/Ashley transition etc. But I find the current mix so perfect. Nick makes me laugh with his sarcasm and I gimmick infringe on him in real life on occasion :) I love when he calls people “Dave” and “Donny”sarcastically. Josh is the guy that makes each of us go, “yeah, we’re all parents and have a hectic life...but we can still laugh.” He clearly puts a ton of effort into the show and it definitely shows. Dana has been an amazing addition. I met him about 3 years ago at his old station and had no clue who he was...I think he was offended. Now, I think he’s the best thing to happen to twin cities radio in a long time. He connects with us 30 somethings that reminisce, adds a youthful touch but also has a knack for delivery with a little quirk to make you laugh. I’ve met Wappel at too many appearances to count. He “definitely just plays a pothead on air.” He’s coming into his own and I hope to see him on the show forever when the big dogs get a contract with some nationally broadcasted setup. Ashley adds just the right amount of female influence most days. Sometimes I don’t know if the falling asleep and stuff is just a bit but it makes me laugh more than someone just reading traffic. Lee doing what you do. Awesome that you are back in studio! Overall, there’s only so many hours in the day and I spend 5:40 to 9:00 with these guys every day. My friends and I even joke (we all listen) that they are our morning friends. Keep up the great work team. Brotherhood.

Brendan72486 · Jun 2021

Started out as a causal listener in 2003, became an addicted podcast listener in 2008. I’m currently 6 months behind in my saved podcast episodes and it saddens me to say that I don’t think I’m gonna keep listening. “Nick” was the nucleus of the show. The cultural critic, the cynic, the “Lewis Black” with excellent storytelling skills. Josh was and still is the quick-witted cherry on top. Listening to “Nick’s” slow transformation from “Average Blue-Collar Joe” cynic to an “okay boomer” pink-haired, ____-studies major has been tough to listen to. The show’s policy of staying away from political discussion is key to its appeal. But I’m not sure “Nick” understands that politics has moved beyond tax policy. It was the most bizarre and sad shift. It’s like one day “Nick” is astutely pointing out some absurdity and the next day it sounds like he’s being forced to read from a script. I think his “roommate” is to blame.

John86213 · Aug 2021

I’ve been listening since high school (early 2000’s). I don’t understand the hate for Ashley, she’s fine in my opinion. But Ross leaving is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the show. The show rarely makes me laugh like it did when Ross was there.

Lanatronn · Nov 2020

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