The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pa

The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror

OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very

The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! G

Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time

Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https

Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies

Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!

The WNBA Drama Keeps Getting Funnier & Lindsay Clancy Tiktok Detectives Have Lost Their Minds

WNBA controversy, donations roll in to fund a serial killer, and is AOC going to be president?   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a p

Sitting Down with The Most Controversial Pastor in America

Pastor James Manning joins the boys on todays episode to discuss long-legged mack daddy Barack Obama, whether threesomes are ordained by god, and Black Israelites   S

Perez Hilton's Blood-Soaked Breakdown, Fauci's Diary & Leopold Aschenbrenner's Rise and Fall

Perez Hilton harms himself on an unhinged livestream, Fauci's diary shows that he knew a lot more than he let on, and the saga of Leopold Aschenbrenner.   SUPPORT THE

Dr Fauci's Hilarious Senate Hearing & How to Blame Your Parents and Sue Your Workplace

Fauci is against the ropes during senate hearing, America is the land of litigation, and Gen Z blames their parents for their shortcomings.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!

People Aren't Happy with Hegseth's High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass

Hegseth's high-T army proves controversial, Nolan's Odyssey also proves controversial, and Olive Garden's free pasta pass MAY NOT BE AS FREE AS YOU THINK!   SUPPORT T

The Death of Lindsay Graham

Lindsey Graham dies, Climate change causing increase in child marriage, and fat-shaming at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://pa

New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games

#Metoo is officially over (don't take the bait,) German soccer team loses their cool because their wives showed up, and Graham Platner's campaign implodes.   SUPPORT

The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend

Mamdani instructs NYers to turn their thermostats UP during the heatwave, a man is made to feel like a guest in his own home by his wife's boyfriend, and Ro Khanna expose

THE GREAT AI DEBATE w/ Andrew Yang

Andrew Yang joins the Boys to discuss UBI, the inevitable AI takeover, and how to prepare for an uncertain future.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com

California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction

California can now certify that your company is Gay, UFC 250 causes drama, and Terry Crews loudly announces that he is addicted to jorkin it.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!

Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax

Victoria's secret tries a novel approach of hiring attractive models, a man shot on Bronx bus by rogue headphone dodger, and SPLC was buying Klan robes?   SUPPORT THE

Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies

Emma Thompson thinks older women should be in more movies, Pride month kicks off and AOC pushes for paid work leave for women on their periods.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST

Michael Malice on Anarchy, The Right's Civil War, The Pope Vs AI & Which Race Looks the the Same

Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.

America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere

Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon

The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt

Muslims have a  bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! G