Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

The Blood Test Disaster

One mum’s hospital blood test takes a VERY unfortunate turn, leaving Soph and Emma absolutely HORRIFIED. Plus, the ladies take a trip down memory lane with their favourit

The School Escape

Soph and Emma are SHOOK after one mum writes in about her seven-year-old’s escape from school! Plus, one little one tries their hand at writing the shopping list… but it

The SPOOOOKY Mum Club

It’s Halloween in the studio, and things are getting SPOOKY! 👻 Terrifying secrets have crept into Correspondence Corner, from haunted toys and creepy footsteps to message

The Type-A Toddler

One toddler is SO excited about his outfits that he’s taking his love of getting dressed to bed! But is letting your little ones sleep in their day clothes really such a

The Big Boobies!

One toddler has made a VERY public announcement about his mum’s boobs, and we’re absolutely howling! Plus, the ladies are back swapping spider horror stories (and making

The Buggy Bra

It’s not quite Halloween yet, but one listener’s secret has us all TERRIFIED! Plus, Soph’s secret of the week involves a very unfortunate choice of words at the school ga

The Baby Name Dilemma

Soph and Emma go down a baby-name spiral after one listener’s surprise has them thinking twice! There’s also a letter of encouragement for anyone struggling with night-ti

The Nursery Drop-Off Tears

Soph and Emma are in the thick of the parenting chaos this week, from poorly children and never-ending weekend activities to the emotional rollercoaster of nursery drop-o

The School Collection Calamity

Your stories of school pickups gone wrong keep on coming, and this week Soph and Emma are hearing from a listener whose dad sat diligently waiting for her after a school

The Sneaky Swear

Sophiena and Emma are talking secret swears after Joseph learnt a new trick on the school bus. Emma's had to face her spider fears in her new countryside lifestyle - and

The Snip Sympathy

Soph and Emma are reading some of your secrets about the men in your lives - and the level of sympathy they've been hoping for post-vasectomies. Spoiler alert: the want m

The Swimming Lesson Learning

Sophiena and Emma are both sharing the changes in after-school and weekend activities this week - from dropping dance class to big learnings at swimming lessons. Plus, on

The Two-Month Turnaround

Soph and Emma are cheering for one listener's whirlwind journey from "we're definitely done having kids" to full-blown IVF two months later (turns out persuasion is a sup

The Preschool Wobble

Sophiena is back with a big update on Renley's preschool journey, and Emma's house is riddled with back-to-school bugs. Plus, one mum asks for advice on having a VBAC aft

The Sleepover Secret

Soph is facing reality over Colby's upcoming residential, which naturally spirals into a debate on whether sleepovers are even necessary. Plus, the ladies are still buyin

The New Look Flasher

Dottie's officially eight, and it's safe to say Soph pulled out all the stops for her big day! Secondary school stress sets in as Colby has his sights on one school. And

The Ham Slap

One mum's trip to the shops is interrupted by her toddler's snack habits, leaving an innocent stranger wearing more ham than she bargained for. Soph and Emma also get int

The Bus Stop Blunder

Soph opens up about Renley's rocky start at preschool and the mum guilt that comes with it, while Emma confesses to a first-week mix-up with Joseff's school bus! Plus, th

The First Day Back

It's the eve of back to school, and it's safe to say Soph and Emma are emotional! The ladies debrief on their school prep, and how the babies are doing before their big d

The School Run's Back! 😭

The summer holidays are coming to an end, and the ladies are feeling VERY mixed about it! Soph and Emma chat about surviving the six weeks and getting back into school ro