RiverMales: All Tea, All Shade, All Riverdale

RiverMales 101: Riverdale Season 4 Premieres!

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Rivermales 100: Riverdale Season 4 Preview!

Y'all. Don't Worry. We're going to recap the Season 4 premiere we are just a week behind. So we thought we would at least let you know we haven't jingle jangled you! Le

Rivermales 99: The Riverdale FINALE and our 100th Episode! And We're drunk y'all.

Okay--we messed up. It's not really our 100 episode, but let's just pretend it is and that Jake and Mattie didn't realize this one-year later....mkay? This is either ou

RiverMales 98: How you gonna keep them down on the farm, after they’ve seen…Your organ harvesting operation?”

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RiverMales 97: It's Prom and Chad Michael Murray is Shirtless & Hot AF

We were speechless. Chad Michael Murray at 37 y'all...Who Knew! #BasementFlooded Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-

RiverMales 96: Fear The Reaper...Uhhh Don't Worry We Won't!

Oh Riverdale...Oh Riverdale, how downhill you've gone. And this was Luke Perry's last episode. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-

Rivermales 95: Finally! A Betty and Alice Episode!

Y'all. We were so happy our two favorite ladies got to have some great scenes and that Betty is getting closer to the coo coo ness of the Farm! PODCAST-RIVERMALES: Le

Rivermales 94: Archie and Mad Dog Box And The Secret Scenes Abound

Whew.  Y'all.  We had to have a big glass of iced tea over this episode. Archie's hair is on point. Mad Dag is just well...exquisite. And Chad Michael Murray looks even h

RiverMales 93: Heathers, the Musical Episode... and we are Queens With Opinions

Who knew that Fangs could sing!!!!!  We thought he was just a pair of arms! Also some exciting news about our upcoming 100 episode! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: ht

RiverMales 92: Keeping Up with The Joneses...and Hot Girl Sex

The episode is still kinda all over the place but if you're into really graphic lesbian sex on cable tv, then you're watching the right show.  Leave a review on Apple P

RiverMales 91: Betty Burns, Gina Sings, & Veronica Need to Just run a Gay Bar at this Point

I mean...our title says it all this week.  We are really saddened by the passing of Luke Perry--but it doesn't mean the show is any better. Also Poodle describes one of o

RiverMales 90: Archie Gets In the Ring While the Show Gets Lost

Archie is the new Rocky y'all...and Sherriff Keller is serving Burgess Meredith realness! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-t

RiverMales 89: Riverdale Finds It's Rainbow...FINALLY!

Finally Finally Finally we get some MooKev moments, with that bittersweet ending! Also, Poodle goes into a very specific and graphic fantasy night with Sheriff Keller. Be

RiverMales 88: Hermione Shows Her Hand, Jughead & Betty are on the case, and Archie is still emo and annoying

This episode was actually good! I mean we were shocked. It's been such a dry run this season but we loved the noir theme and we loved Josi singing Steven Sondheim!!! #WeA

RiverMales 87: There's a New Villain in Riverdale...the SATS!

Archie comes back to town and this crap show gets so much better. Don't worry--there were some coo coo ma goo moments, but we liked this so much more. Also we are readi

RiverMales 86: Serpents and Archie and Bears...OH MY!

... ... ... A bear y'all.  A bear.  This show is why we drink but it's all for your laughter and enjoyment! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/u

RiverMales 85: Don't Mess With Jughead's Momma--Gina Gershon For the Win!

Mattie liked a lot of this episode and Poodle did not. So get ready for some debate. But the one thing these queens agreed on--Gina Gershon! Jughead's Mom, Gladys was a g

Rivermales 84: Riverdale Deep Dive and Conspiracy Theories with the Gals from Swimming in Sweetwater Part 2

Mari and Caitlin are basically Riverdale savants. They are the hosts of Swimming in Sweetwater: A Deep Dive Into Riverdale.  We have become such fans of their show--mainl

Rivermales 83: Hay, Hay, Heeeyyy Archie's Shirtless and Dumb

Archie is so dumb...yet still so hot.  This was the experimental episode--but it kinda of missed the mark. Shocking. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.ap

RiverMales 82: ManHunter and the Sex Bunker

Woooo-wee. This episode was bad y'all!!!  I mean rough. Thank Jesus, you got us to carry you through.  Poodle has very strong opinions and Mattie has had too much coffee.