FREAKQUELS Podcast

161. HAUNT (2019)

Happy SPOOKY SEASON to all who celebrate! This week, Rory is overwhelmed with the holiday spirit so he got some of his fellow maniacs a job at the local haunted attractio

160. THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER (1987)

On a very special episode of FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory open up about their traumatic experience working with the sociopathic star of the cherished animated feature, “THE BR

159. STEPHEN KING'S IT (1990)

27 years ago, EJ, Rory, and Corinne DeNinno made a promise to return to the small town of Derry if the demonic clown they brutally murdered as children ever returned. I m

158. TETSUO: THE IRON MAN (1989)

This week on the FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory have turned into sensual metal men so of course they must battle for supremacy! How they got this way is a tale as wild as “TETSU

157. SINNERS (2025)

This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory have opened a juke joint specifically for rowdy vampires! You’d think having their clientele feed on them from time to time was the w

156. THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005)

It’s that time of year again when the demons go back to school! Unfortunately six of them have been using EJ as a vessel to pursue scholastic excellence! Feeling there’s

155. CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988)

Camp Freakquels just got a little more spirited, kids! EJ and Rory forgot to spray for Cheerleaders and now there’s an infestation consuming the grounds! Overwhelmed, EJ,

154. THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)

This week, resident maniac Ross Jones uses his dark Jones magic to force EJ and Rory to walk through the silver screen to make the boys live out a slasher film based on h

153. SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988)

It’s week two of CAMP FREAKQUELS and things aren’t going so well for America’s favorite scumbags! After pulling some truly shady stuff to beat some toddlers during the an

152. FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART 2 (1981)

Welcome back to CAMP FREAKQUELS, the camp where getting your kids back alive isn’t a guarantee! I mean, this place has been body bag central ever since we hired head sack

151. THE HAPPENING (2008)

This week on FREAKQUELS, Rory, EJ, and guest Christopher Alu have collectively lost the will to live! Is it because Mother Nature is currently emitting a deadly airborne

150. FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965)

After a long day of go-go dancing, the Shequels head out to the desert to find adventure, action, and an old misogynist’s fortune. So don your driving gloves, your tighte

149. THE 'BURBS (1989)

EJ and Rory have moved into a quiet suburb to get away from the agony of life’s hustle and bustle. Neighbors Brad Parks and Gregory Leeson think the FREAKQUELS duo is wei

148. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)

This week, EJ and Rory are looking to build brand new headquarters for the pod! As luck would have it, a group of horribly annoying influencers has purchased a small town

147. THE THING (1982)

This week, EJ and Rory are joined by Justin and Briana on an expedition to Antarctica! The problem is, one of these jerks rented their body out as a vacation spot to an a

146. A RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT (1987)

This week on FREAKQUELS, the suspiciously vampiric Bobby Keller has invited EJ and Rory to a podcast convention out in the isolated town of Jerusalem's Lot! Problem is, t

145. INTRUDER (1989)

This week, the FBI has confiscated all the FREAKQUELS recordings…for reasons to be announced. Anywho, since the man is depriving them their sweet sweet pod cash, EJ and R

144. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993)

This week, the jerks over at FREAKQUELS are faced with a film that’s so out there and downright weird that even an inappropriately placed Necronomicon couldn’t give them

143. FREAKS (1932)

This week on the hit show FREAKQUELS, powerhouse Jeff Boam joins everyone’s favorite jerks to review the classic Todd Browning effort, “FREAKS!” We accept Jeff, we accept

142. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)

This week on FREAKQUELS, PROM is in full swing! The only problem is that the dance is Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed and everyone is wearing each other’s face so no one k