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Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?

Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids. Support us on Patreon https:/

Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy

David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@e

Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?

Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter

David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com

Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections

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Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe

This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmak

Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents

Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@e

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14

Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions

Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Sen

Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@

Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos

Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionpro

Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room

Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofi

Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals

EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitm

Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond

This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://pa

Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs

What is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.c

Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums

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Episode 363: My Desires Are Human

Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questio

Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions

David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and

Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy

Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send ques