Election Profit Makers

Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!

Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.

Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionpr

Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)

Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send quest

Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes

Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?

Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids. Support us on Patreon https:/

Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy

David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@e

Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?

Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter

David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com

Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections

Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu h

Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe

This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmak

Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents

Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@e

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14

Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions

Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Sen

Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@

Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos

Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionpro

Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room

Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofi

Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals

EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitm

Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond

This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://pa

Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs

What is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.c

Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums

Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@e