Weekly Skews

S6 Ep45: Weekly Skews – Sacred (and Sexy) Cows

Ed Sheeran gets blowback for deciding to Mackle-less. Kash Patel rebrands his agency as the Federal Beastiality Institute. A new literal wedge issue appears, and it’s a r

S6 Ep44: Weekly Skews – Trump Takes Revenge on Saudi Arabia for 9/11 (By Accident)

A Texas politician innovates in the field of football racism. Turns out a Kansas Senator has been taking it upon himself to bring back debtor’s prisons. Trump causes thre

S6 Ep43: Weekly Skews – The Mistrial of the Century

The feds are defunding schools for not getting rid of trans athletes even when they don’t have any. A Georgia cop killed a petting zoo miniature donkey because it was com

S6 Ep42: Weekly Skews – Send in the Dancing Argentinian Gandalfs

The feds appear to be trying to rig a union election, for dumber reasons than you think. There’s a slew of scandals rocking South America right now, implicating the U.S.

S6 Ep41: Weekly Skews – Why Won’t You Permit Our Fraud Factory?

Canada tells us to French kiss their trou du cul (hole of butt, per Google Translate). Then we get into the business and political panic over everyone hating data centers

S6 Ep40: Weekly Skews – Men Overboard

 Don Jr. can legally print his own money now. The administration says not to worry about all the sailors jumping off the USS Lincoln because they actually have less guys

S6 Ep39: Weekly Skews – Eminent Domain and Data Centers

Looks like Dr. Phil is going to be Ernie Pyle of the Greenland invasion? Then, the anti-data center Butlerian Jihad has spread to Mark’s home county amidst the impending

S6 Ep38: Weekly Skews – I Guess We’re Enemies With Spain Now?

There’s an attack on women’s sports. It’s not the one all over your TV, and it’s about every normal person’s main concern: getting teen pregnancy numbers back up. Then we

S6 Ep37: Weekly Skews – Hot for (Robot) Teacher

There’s been a (diaper?) rash of people peeing and pooping themselves at concerts all summer, climaxing naturally at a Morgan Wallen show. Why is this happening? We have

S6 Ep36: Weekly Skews – Taco Bell Innocent!

It’s a hot diarrhea summer, and Taco Bell has been framed! We will not stand for it. Then we break down Trump’s big speech from Thursday night which said very little even

S6 Ep35: Weekly Skews – A Very D.C. Death

Obtaining pardons for people is good business at present. Even better? Pretending to, because it’s less work. It’s a pretty funny case involving Boosie Badazz. Then, the

S6 Ep34: Weekly Skews – Freeborn Men of the USA

America celebrated 250! 250 what? A lot of people don’t know. A MAHA Mom might be getting the death penalty, but not for what you think. And then we get into the somewhat

S6 Ep33: Weekly Skews - HBD America, with Corey Ryan Forrester

This week Mark is regrettably absent, and it just so happens to be America’s 250th birthday week. Coincidence? Yes, yes it is a coincidence. He’s fine and will return nex

S6 Ep32: Weekly Skews – Dead Pool

 The Supreme Court has ruled that because Thomas Jefferson liked to party we can all get high and still have guns. The stupid Reflecting Pool saga has reached a late-stag

S6 Ep31: Weekly Skews – America Has Worms

We recap a fun sports weekend in America, which included brawls on the White House lawn and beautiful game shenanigans. Then, we break down all the angles to the screwwor

S6 Ep30: Weekly Skews – PrattFall

It would obviously take a conspiracy to make Spencer Pratt, a well-known failure, fail. We get to the bottom of it. Then, Congress has it’s own CIA? And they’re mostly wa

S6 Ep29: Weekly Skews – Texas and The Manic Pixie Dream Vegan

Nigeria has the rare political scandal that would make a fun Disney movie where a candidate turned out to be a literal child. An immature congressman? Can’t have that. Th

S6 Ep28: Weekly Skews – The Cuban Rizzle Crisis

Good news, your fourth-grader is now free from the federal tyranny that barred them from mango-flavored vapes. We check in on a few primaries and discuss a gubernatorial’

S6 Ep27: Weekly Skews – Technically It’s Not a Calf

Kash Patel continues living like a ten-year-old who found a winning lottery ticket. Trump’s supporters debate the strict meaning of “worship” with regards to the golden s

S6 Ep26: Weekly Skews – A Jim Crow Jackson Pollock Painting

The government (barely) disclosed (very little) stuff about aliens and you’ll never guess, no one is satisfied. The root cause of all of this does seem to be a government