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Wasteland Broadcasting Network

by Happy Fallout Media

In a world where radio has been silent for fifteen years, the Wasteland Broadcasting Network becomes the first signal to break through the static. Sponsored by Happy Fallout Media, WBN brings news, stories, survivor commentary, and the kind of entertainment only a post‑apocalyptic world could inspire. Hosted by a weary but determined broadcaster doing her best to keep the signal steady along with a ragtag team of cohosts, WBN documents life in the ruins one chaotic broadcast at a time. If you can hear this, celebrate. Broadcasting is back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK Survivor… Before you step into the wasteland, you deserve a moment of honesty. Mostly so we can’t be blamed later. This place is not for everyone. In fact, it’s barely a place for anyone. But if you’re still here, that’s a personal choice you’ll have to live with. Inside these ruins, you will encounter: dark humor so bleak it makes the apocalypse look cheerfulsatire sharp enough to cut through your last shred of optimismsurvival guides written by people who should not be giving advice to anyone, everand factions who think “diplomacy” means yelling louder and hoping for the bestIf you’re the kind of person who: laughs during disaster moviescopes with stress by making jokes that would get you banned from polite societysees a burning wasteland and thinks “well, at least it’s warm”or simply has no better hobbies…You belong here. (We’re sorry. But also, welcome.) Proceed knowing: You’ve been warned.You’re responsible for your own emotional safety.And if you get offended, the wasteland will not be issuing refunds, apologies, or sympathy.Now step forward, brave (or deeply confused) wanderer. The wasteland awaits. It’s dramatic. It’s ridiculous. It’s dangerous. And honestly? It’s kind of fun.

Latest episodes

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WBN Presents Bunker Handyman: Disaster Edition: Water Filtration or Toxic Sludge?

Join Rusty Buckner in the debut episode of Bunker Handyman: Disaster Edition as he tries to fix someone's bunker water filtration system. While Rusty makes his assessment

Mar 15
7 min

WBN Presents Wasteland Infamy: Legends of Chaos: Raided Cans & Magnet Catastrophes

Jace Holloway dives into the infamous bean raid that turned a spilled shipment into a full-blown power shift with a crew who didn’t just steal supplies but accidentally i

Mar 15
13 min

WBN Presents Wasteland Survivor's Hotline: Pizza, Beans, & Giant Mutant Cockroaches

This week on the Survivor Hotline, Abby tackles the wasteland’s finest disasters: a listener trying to domesticate a toddler‑sized cockroach, neighbors claiming their bun

Mar 15
9 min

Cosmic Fallout Horoscopes: The Sky Is Crying, and Mercury Has Unplugged the Universe

The universe is leaking again, and the wasteland is feeling it. With the Sun drowning in Pisces, the Moon switching signs mid‑stride, and Mercury retrograde gnawing on th

Mar 15
9 min

WBN Presents Doom & Bloom: Mindfulness in the Ruins, or How to Stay Chill After the World Burns

Nova Thorne is back (whether the wasteland asked for her or not), bringing her signature brand of aggressive positivity straight into your bunker. In this debut episode

Mar 14
15 min

Ruinside Rants: Pleasant Valley Estates: HOA? More Like Horrors of Authority (and Mutant Wrestling?)

The debut episode of Ruinside Rants opens with a takedown of Pleasant Valley Estates that quickly spirals into a full audit of their clipboard‑wielding tyranny. That is u

Mar 12
14 min

WBN News 404 AM: This Week's Market Report and Wasteland Fashion Trends

Tune into WBN News 404 AM for this week's market report. Canned beans are always a good bet, but what will the found warehouse full of old tuna do to the wasteland econom

Mar 3
14 min

WBN 404 AM Breaking News: Snack Crisis Sparks Chaos! Wasteland On Edge!

Conflict has broken out between the factions of the Rust Rats and Acolytes of the Great Vending Machine! If tensions continue to rise, an all-out faction war could be imm

Feb 25
6 min

WBN News Disaster Weather Forecast: Radiation Dust Storm Incoming: Zone 57, Take Cover!

A radiation dust storm is swiftly approaching Zone 57. Take cover, and listen to our very important disaster weather alert for your area, presented by Jace Holloway.

Feb 25
2 min

WBN 404 AM Breaking News: The BRBL: The Wasteland's New HOA Overlords

If you thought the wasteland was lawless, if you believed survival was about resilience, adaptation, and sheer dumb luck, you were wrong. The apocalypse may have erased g

Feb 25
3 min

WBN Presents Beyond the Ruins: The Pale Watcher

Before the ground shifts, before the water turns black, before a settlement falls into silence, he is there. In this first episode of Beyond the Ruins: Encounters with

Feb 25
6 min

WBN Presents Wasteland Survivor's Hotline: Questions, Chaos & Consequences

The Wasteland Broadcasting Network kicks off the very first episode of Wasteland Survivor’s Hotline with a special guest: Jace Holloway, invited to lend his unique perspe

Feb 21
11 min

WBN Presents Wasteland Logic: Survival Myths & Other Avoidable Mistakes

In this broadcast from the Wasteland Broadcasting Network, our narrator breaks down the myths, misunderstandings, and magnificently avoidable mistakes that helped shape t

Feb 21
13 min

WBN Presents Cosmic Fallout Horoscopes: The Cosmos Is Throwing a Tantrum, and Pisces Is Crying About It

The eclipse is unhinged, the stars are bickering, and Vega Nightshade is here to explain why every zodiac sign is one bad decision away from disaster. From cosmic mood

Feb 20
14 min

WBN Presents Welcome to the Wasteland: Tales from a Reluctant Survivor

Before the sky turned red, Jace Holloway wanted to be a writer. Now he’s a survivor with a pen, a microphone, and a lifetime of material he never asked for. Each episode

Feb 19
7 min

WBN Trailer

After fifteen years of dead air, the Wasteland Broadcasting Network finally breaks through the static of the post-apocalyptic wasteland to bring news, entertainment, and

Feb 19
6 min