Rude Tales of Magic

Intro to Botany

While Mikey, Briley, and Scooter would love to get back to the Carton Family Brunch, they instead are confronted by mild-mannered Diner employee Giles Waiterman, who has

[Patreon Preview] Lassos & Cowpokes!

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? More like the Rude, the Tales, of the Magic! Saddle up, pardners, for the rootinest, tootinest, podcastinest bonus content this side of t

In the Gust of Snakes

How many snakes must a teen absorb Before you call her a Beast? How many snakes must her friends fight off? Before she tries to eat them? The answer, my friend, is gu

Long Weekend

Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm

[Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises!

The Podcasting Gods have come down from Mount Podlympus and taken the shape of swans to bestow upon you this bonus game. Enjoy, mortals! What wisdom, your Gods must have,

Heroes Don't Suck

The Chess Club would hate it if you listened to this episode. Unless...that's one of their deft gambits, tricking you into listening to the episode?? Follow us on bluesk

What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly?

The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find o

[Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson!

As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time?

Gulp

Some things are hard to swallow. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks a

Soup Du Jour

Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thank

[Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas!

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Auditions

Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the

Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La!

Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Phew. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson!

Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim! Wanna

Something Amazing

Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calen

Text Education

Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and he

[Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson!

Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim! Wanna hear the rest of this incr

Life is a Hallway

The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all

[New Campaign Premiere] An Odd Event

Ah, Sophomore year. For many American High Schoolers, it truly is one of the most Second High School Years. It certainly is for Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), Briley

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: COMING TUESDAY MARCH 17

Summer's over, losers! Get in! Coming this Tuesday, March 17th, is the premiere of our next thrilling Rude Tale: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH. Action! Adventure! Suburbs! Mystery