Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

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Position in the Comedy Fiction chart (US), last 90 days.

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all-time peak

days in the top 10 since Nov 2024

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The One Stars, Episode 8: The Two Santa Claus Theory

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The One Stars, Episode 7: I Won't Be Home for Christmas

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The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing

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The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed

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Mar 8
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The One Stars, Episode 4: I've Got Places to Be

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Mar 1
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The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold

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Feb 17
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The One Stars, Episode 2: Haunted by Your Post

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Feb 10
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The One Stars, Episode 1: Over the Moon

The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver.

Feb 3
23 min

Feed Drop: The Kingmaker Histories

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Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus

Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as t

Dec 19 2025
20 min

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. S

Dec 18 2025
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Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie?

Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Elle

Dec 14 2025
24 min

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schac

Dec 12 2025
20 min

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING:

Dec 10 2025
21 min

Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want

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Dec 8 2025
23 min

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Gho

Aug 27 2023
16 min

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The

Feb 11 2023
53 min

Chart positions

Where Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 12, 2026).

#73 ▲ 100 Comedy Fiction US

What listeners say

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I want more audio fiction shows just like this one. Weird, wildly funny, entertaining, dark, and heartfelt—it’s the best of all worlds and I’m so glad it exists.

Virginia Spotts · Apr 2023

What’s not to like about this show? The sound design is great, voice acting is top tier, and the story is immersive and fun. I’m just sorry it took me so long to leave a review!

ifyougotthejones · Mar 2023

What a brilliant show and congrats on the first season! Excellent comedic deep-dive into how well-meaning people can get sucked into conspiracies and MLMs just to make sense of a chaotic world. Laugh out loud funny and heartwarming. The story, narration, and characters are all fantastic. Can’t wait to see what these creators come up with next!

Antonius404 · Mar 2023

This is one of my favorite podcasts in recent years. I love the world building and the character development. I like seeing how the sibling dynamic of Randy and Karen has changed especially in this most recent episode (I’m a sucker for complicated family stories). I like the spin on the conspiracy theories and how they’re tackled in this series. Also I know it’s from a while ago, but I seriously want to know what experimental thanksgiving music sounds like

Newtonloves17 · Jan 2023

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