The Land Whale Murders

Presenting Un-titled ... also about Season 3 ...

Hello all you beautiful creatures of various shapes, sizes, and genders it's your old friend the Land Whale Crew. We are so excited to announce Season 3 is in production.

Chapter 26: There's No L in El Greco (Oh Wait Yes There Is, In That First Part)

Chapter 26: There's No L in El Greco (Oh Wait Yes There Is, In That First Part) Everything seems wrapped up nicely ... except for one PIECE of the puzzle. The Land Whal

Chapter 25: The Rhombus Inside Us All

Chapter 25: The Rhombus Inside Us All The Fair of Past and Future ... the great celebration and triumph of Cato Beech. It looks like he won. Oh well. At least let's have

Chapter 24: The Most Bitter Cocoa is ... REVENGE!

Chapter 24: The Most Bitter Cocoa is ... REVENGE! Hawthorne P. Westwood says he cracked the case. But will he share the credit with Eugene and Anjus? Will they be able t

Chapter 23: A Deep Frieze al Fresco

Chapter 23: A Deep Frieze al Fresco Eugene and Anjus are trying to escape a frame job. Shaindel is trying to win an unwinnable election. Is there anything anyone can do?

Chapter 22: He Fried for Our Sins

Chapter 22: He Fried for Our Sins The dark machinations of Onesimus Sweets seems to continue unabated. But Eugene and Anjus are tired and worn out. Is there a way to sto

Chapter 21: The Clean Plate Club

Chapter 21: The Clean Plate Club They say it's always darkest before the dawn. But will Anjus survive her sewer plunge? And what about the fire at Eugene's brownstone? D

Chapter 20: A Tale of Two Villains

Chapter 20: A Tale of Two Villains Eugene helpless and in danger! Dora kidnapped! Can they be saved? Or is all lost? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it

Chapter 19: An Everything Bruegel With Lox

Chapter 19: An Everything Bruegel With Lox The Bowl Moose! A great game is in the making. But will our friends and foes let a gridiron game go without incident? Maybe! B

Chapter 18: Art is a Dish Best Served Killed

Chapter 18: Art is a Dish Best Served Killed Shaindel and her campaign manager Dora Lopez try to gin up some votes. But Eugene and Anjus have troubles of their own. Can t

Chapter 17: Like Gum Stuck in the Hair of the Almighty

Chapter 17: Like Gum Stuck in the Hair of the Almighty Anjus and Eugene look for some new clients. But this detour into telegrams and fatty foods might lead to bigger tro

Chapter 16: I Can't Get No Bas Relief

Chapter 16: I Can't Get No Bas Relief Hawthorne P. Westwood wants to bring down the candy baron Flavius Flavors. But can he? Can Eugene and Anjus help? And what of the Du

Chapter 15: A Carmel Called Caramel

Chapter 15: A Carmel Called Caramel The sticky sweet mystery deepens as a new player enters the game. Will Eugene and Anjus make common cause with Hawthorne P. Westwood?

Chapter 14: Sweet Treats and Dark Desires

Chapter 14: Sweet Treats and Dark Desires A lot has changed in the lives of our heroes. Anjus Troop and Eugene Neddly become detectives of sort. Theodore Roosevelt has a

Prologue 2: The Art of the Steal

Prologue 2: The Art of the Steal Our second season begins as all good seasons due at Yale University. These eggheads are in for a rude awakening when a patchwork monster

Season 1 Recap

Season 2 is almost here! That makes us wonder ... what happened in season 1? A whole bunch of stuff! But if you want a quick reminder then give this a listen! If you want

Season 2 Trailer

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Chapter 13: There's Nar Wright Way to Humpback a Beluga

CHAPTER 13: THERE'S NAR WRIGHT WAY TO HUMPBACK A BELUGA The grand finale! Project Land Whale unleashed! Sword fights atop a whale! Goon v. Anjus. Shaindel v. Monger. Wil

Chapter 12: Ambergris for the Amber Mill

CHAPTER 12: AMBERGRIS FOR THE AMBER MILL Eugene and Anjus have been captured ... again. Pirate Penny is ready to reveal all! Who is she? What is Project Land Whale? All

Chapter 11: Couplet I Hardly Know Her

CHAPTER 11: COUPLET I HARDLY KNOW HER After a daring wild goose chase it seems like Anjus and Eugene might finally be on the right track. But Pirate Penny has other idea