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The Last Squeeze of the Orange (RHOC S20 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)

On today's 48-minute bonus episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say goodbye to season 20 of The Real Housewives of Orange County. If for some reason you enjoyed this ep

Nov 13
51 min

Charmed by a Southern Monster (Southern Charm S12 Premiere Recap)

Amy and Riley get more honey than any honey bee by discussing the season 12 premiere of Southern Charm - "The Body Count". If for some reason you enjoyed this episode a

Nov 13
1 h 03 min

The Muzzy Special (RHOSLC S7 E9 Recap)

Amy and Riley are vying for the center snowflake as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 9) - "Love Does Not Do Th

Nov 12
1 h 10 min

Patreon Teaser: #SCANDOVAL PART 2

On this Patreon exclusive, Amy and Riley finish their discussion on the scandal that changed all of our lives forever. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time

Nov 12
22 min

Paging Dr. Belkin (RHONY S16 E10 Recap)

Amy and Riley take a big new bite out of the Big Apple on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 10) - "Bilt Rewards Comedy Night

Nov 11
1 h 14 min

Indistinguishable Fighting (RHOC S20 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)

On today's 30 minute bonus episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley squeeze every last little drop of orange juice out Part 1 of the season 20 reunion of The Real Housewives

Nov 6
35 min

Lisa's Soldier (RHOSLC S7 E8 Recap)

Amy and Riley are vying for the center snowflake as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 8) - "The Mouth of the Mo

Nov 5
1 h 22 min

Daisy's Worst Nightmare (RHONY S16 E9 Recap)

Amy and Riley take a big new bite out of the Big Apple on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 9) - "Bilt Rewards Comedy Night

Nov 4
58 min

The Sleeping Wife (RHOP S11 E4 Recap)

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 4) - "Tea Around Town". (9:45) If for some reason you

Nov 3
58 min

Patreon Teaser: #SCANDOVAL PART 1

On this Patreon exclusive, Amy and Riley look back on the scandal that changed all of our lives forever. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and bec

Nov 2
29 min

Behind the Gates (RHOC S20 Finale Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze the last drop of orange juice out of the season 20 finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County - "A Shiny Toy No One Wants to Play With". (04:10)

Oct 30
47 min

The Truth Fairy (RHOSLC S7 E7 Recap)

Amy and Riley are vying for the center snowflake as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 7) - "That's Not a Thing"

Oct 29
57 min

I Left My Marbles in Battery Park (RHONY S16 E8 Recap)

Amy and Riley take a big new bite out of the Big Apple on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 8) - "The Popcorn Princess". (10

Oct 28
1 h 22 min

The S Word (RHOP S11 E3 Recap)

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 3) - "Talk About Stacey!". (19:05) If for some reason

Oct 27
56 min

The Return of Casita Gina (RHOC S20 E16 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 16) - "Jen Pawndranti". (7:10) Lea

Oct 23
52 min

Gossip Kitchen (RHOSLC S7 E6 Recap)

Amy and Riley are cooking a huge meal in the Gossip Kitchen as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 6) - "Let Mary

Oct 22
1 h 16 min

The Curse of the Cartier Watch (RHONY S16 E7 Recap)

*Note: This episode contains major spoilers for the film, You Can See Everything* Amy and Riley begin this episode by having a frank and raw discussion about Lance Oppen

Oct 21
1 h 14 min

They Didn't See Me In My Pit (RHOP S11 E2 Recap)

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 2) - "Captain Nohab". (21:35) If for some reason you

Oct 20
1 h 04 min

Patreon Teaser: Revisiting Ken Todd's "I Can't Believe" Monologue

On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley dissect Ken Todd's infamous reaction to the news that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when A

Oct 19
14 min

A Nice Kind Sweet Soft Person (RHOC S20 E15 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 15) - "The Demon". (7:45) If for some reaso

Oct 16
42 min

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#150 ▼ 1 TV & Film US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

Discovered the pod from a Valley recap clip that made me laugh so hard that I went back and caught up on every episode. The Patreon VPR recaps are great, there’s so much content, the posts are consistent and it’s so fun to go back and relive the VPR days through Amy and Riley’s pov. I even recently started watching Salt Lake for the first time ever just so I had more podcast content. 5stars!

RZeal94 · Nov 2025

I didn’t think this pod would end up in my weekly rotation, but it sure has. These two are so fun, light, and down to earth. And I love the news segment!

M.Kanz · Oct 2025

A+++ One of my favorite Bravo podcasts to listen to. The hosts have great chemistry and are really funny. No notes!

Ancient Reptoid · Oct 2025

Love listening to Amy and Riley. One of my go-to pods for interesting perspectives and very fun banter. They are great together!

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