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The Return of Casita Gina (RHOC S20 E16 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 16) - "Jen Pawndranti". (7:10) Lea

Oct 23
52 min

Gossip Kitchen (RHOSLC S7 E6 Recap)

Amy and Riley are cooking a huge meal in the Gossip Kitchen as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 6) - "Let Mary

Oct 22
1 h 16 min

The Curse of the Cartier Watch (RHONY S16 E7 Recap)

*Note: This episode contains major spoilers for the film, You Can See Everything* Amy and Riley begin this episode by having a frank and raw discussion about Lance Oppen

Oct 21
1 h 14 min

They Didn't See Me In My Pit (RHOP S11 E2)

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 2) - "Captain Nohab". (21:35) If for some reason you

Oct 20
1 h 04 min

Patreon Teaser: Revisiting Ken Todd's "I Can't Believe" Monologue

On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley dissect Ken Todd's infamous reaction to the news that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when A

Oct 19
14 min

A Nice Kind Sweet Soft Person (RHOC S20 E15 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 15) - "The Demon". (7:45) If for some reaso

Oct 16
42 min

The Glam Kittens (RHOSLC S7 E5 Recap)

Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 5) - "The Golden Ratio of Aesthetics"

Oct 15
1 h 09 min

What Remains of Ghislaine (RHONY S16 E6 Recap)

Amy and Riley swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 6) - "The Most Dangerous Game". If fo

Oct 14
1 h 17 min

Insurance Freude (RHOP S11 E1 Recap)

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap the season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac - "We're Off to See the Wizards". (09:55) If you enjoyed this episode

Oct 13
1 h 00 min

Patreon Teaser: The Curse of the Abbey

On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley discuss the most infamous bar in West Hollywood, The Abbey. From our discussion of Vander

Oct 12
6 min

Electric Town (RHOC S20 E14 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 14) - "Fleckless". If you enjoyed this epi

Oct 9
56 min

The Gag Gift (RHOSLC S7 E4 Recap)

Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 4) - "The Antique Vibrator Museum".

Oct 8
1 h 07 min

Somebody Else's Island (RHONY S16 E5 Recap)

Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 12 trailer and then swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (sea

Oct 7
1 h 18 min

Villa Rosa Film Society Presents: The Conjuring (Abridged)

We proudly present an extremely scary, abridged version of our discussion of the film, The Conjuring. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and becom

Oct 6
23 min

Andy's Avengers (RHUGT: Roaring 20th Finale Recap)

Amy and Riley discuss the touching season finale of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th - "Episode 6 of Rhode Island". If you for some reason enjoyed t

Oct 5
1 h 10 min

Terry's Thesis (RHOC S20 E13 Recap)

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 13) - "Vena Happy Tonix". If you for some

Oct 2
51 min

Burning A Bridge Over the Ashley Quai (RHOSLC S7 E3 Recap)

Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 3) - "The Capital One Cafe". If you

Oct 2
1 h 08 min

The Heartbeat of New York City (RHONY S16 E4 Recap)

Amy and Riley are flying like dingbats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 4) - "The Worst Se

Sep 30
1 h 13 min

Patreon Teaser: Lala Kent's Unforgivable Wedding Behavior

Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent not going to any of Scheana Shay's wedding events on our recap of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 10) - "It's All Happening ... Again

Sep 29
4 min

We Built This Monster (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E8 Recap)

Amy and Riley discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 8) - "This Is My Town". If you enjoyed th

Sep 28
50 min

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What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

Discovered the pod from a Valley recap clip that made me laugh so hard that I went back and caught up on every episode. The Patreon VPR recaps are great, there’s so much content, the posts are consistent and it’s so fun to go back and relive the VPR days through Amy and Riley’s pov. I even recently started watching Salt Lake for the first time ever just so I had more podcast content. 5stars!

RZeal94 · Nov 2025

I didn’t think this pod would end up in my weekly rotation, but it sure has. These two are so fun, light, and down to earth. And I love the news segment!

M.Kanz · Oct 2025

A+++ One of my favorite Bravo podcasts to listen to. The hosts have great chemistry and are really funny. No notes!

Ancient Reptoid · Oct 2025

Love listening to Amy and Riley. One of my go-to pods for interesting perspectives and very fun banter. They are great together!

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