The Perfect Crime

There's Gnome Place Like Gnome

Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Judge a Book by The Goblet of Fire

What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Amazon Corn-spiracy

Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Oh Really, O'Reilly?

Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.

Perpetual Crime Machine

Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.

The Hudachek Cleanse

Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

CatGOPT

Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

You Say Potato, I say Tomato

This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!

Sometimes Why

This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Sunny P

This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Son of Claus

Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

BYOH'D (Bake Your Own Hors D'oeuvres)

Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to sm

Darwin is Corny

This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Stay Salty Matt Damon

This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

ThanksTaking 2: Mission to Mars

This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Charitable Charcuterie

This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Live Action Crime Play

This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.

Deez Assorted Seed

Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This is a Lasagna Metaphor

This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Call It a Comeback

The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.