Deeply Unwell

My Plastic Surgeon's Dead

What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talking about some real sh

It's Definitely Vascular

America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way Obama did in 2008? Wh

You're the Monster Under Your Brother's Bed

The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a Fourth-of-July-vlog

That's Her Bra Now

Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with professional proclivities

Cold Smoked Mackerel Fishes

Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls and get to the bottom

Lolita Barista at the Underground Starbucks

Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects television; Visiting u

A Girl and Her Friend

The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "The Funnies". Things

Oh hello :-)

The girls are back... or are they?

The Dolls are GOOPed

This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in fashion, forced lacta

Gilead Is Here

This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid America(ns) is (are), DWO

Bullet or Lobotomy

This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love for tennis, and the

WINTER LOVELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answer your burning quest

Ball-N-Semen Saga Oat Cooch-Tore Part 1

The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their sexcapades, new trauma

Tranorexia Nervosa

This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing your own food, and t

Stop Being Poor

This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, and Armie Hammer's sic

SUMMER LOVELINE

WEEEEEE WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It All Started With A Leg Avenue Dress...

This week the dolls talk about the Slut Revolution, Piggy's simulated SA, Connie contracting covid, plans for the future, enby retardation, AOC faking her arrest and more

It Only Takes 144,000

This week the girls have a therapy session for Jordan about her LA Nostalgia, talk about Corinne’s Missed Connections boyfriend, and take a deep dive into CERN timeline j

Trans As Folx with Jesse James Keitel

This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod and star of the new Queer As Folk reboot Jesse James Keitel to gossip and get the inside scoop about her experiences a

Why Are Men?

This week the girls finally discuss Matt Walshes stupid documentary "What Is A Woman", scientists taking screenshots of your dreams, Drake's new House album, and the obse