Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: HalloWOKE

In your Phone Tap, were calling a woman hosting a kid’s Halloween party and Brooke is gonna turn up the “Karen factor” to a level we’ve never ever seen before! See omnys

Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire! See omnys

Phone Tap: Halloween Decoration Reclamation

Home Owners Associations try to ruin people’s fun all the time. In today’s Phone Tap, WE’RE that HOA and of course we’re gonna try to ruin a woman’s Halloween plans! See

Phone Tap: Costume Rival

Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competi

Phone Tap: Wedding Video Smear Job

In your Phone Tap, we call a wedding videographer, and for the most important day of our lives, we want something a little SPECIAL that we guarantee he’s never been asked

Phone Tap: Crosswalk Toll Fee

In your Phone Tap, we call a mom to tell her that her kid’s school is charging to use the crosswalk now and her child has racked up quite the bill! See omnystudio.com/li

Phone Tap: Slice Finder

After you hear today’s new Phone Tap you’re gonna wonder how the fake business we created isn’t a real thing already! Learn about “Slice Finder” in the podcast! See omny

Phone Tap: Dial Dawg For Laughs

Did you know you don’t actually OWN your phone number? At least, that’s what were telling today’s Phone Tap victim when we ring him up and tell him his number he’s had fo

Phone Tap: Hyperthonical Job Interview

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who is a finalist for a new job, and instead of his potential new boss interviewing him, we’re setting him up with the least exp

Phone Tap: Classic British Vacation

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is heading on a vacation to England soon, and Jeff's using his WORST British accent to gonna convince her it’s not AT ALL like they

Phone Tap: Remember Your Pedicure

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a nail salon and tries to get under the skin of the receptionist in the nicest, most oblivious and hilarious ways possible!  See omnystud

Phone Tap: Fantasy Roommate

Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining a football league with

Phone Tap: Clover the Big Brother

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops soldier, CLOVER!  See o

Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling an

Phone Tap: Minor Leagues of Reality TV

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing just HOW far he’s willin

Phone Tap: Stoner Max Wants Wine

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience! See

Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor

Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that maybe the house would

Phone Tap: Hotel's Sad Violin

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think

Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling t

Phone Tap: Swim Neck Surgery

In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’v