Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Stoner Max Wants Wine

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience! See

Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor

Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that maybe the house would

Phone Tap: Hotel's Sad Violin

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think

Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling t

Phone Tap: Swim Neck Surgery

In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’v

Phone Tap: Choose Your Elevator Voice

In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator

Phone Tap: Give Us A Human

Are you sick of automated AI customer service like we are? In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling customer service and demanding a human to speak to, even if we’re already s

Phone Tap: All Disabled Parking

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling up a senior citizen and letting them know a small change is happening to their daily routine. Old people LOVE when you mess with their

Phone Tap: Colonoscopy Add-Ons

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on!

Phone Tap: Customer Empathy Training

In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope

Phone Tap: Old Alan Fixes Your MacBook

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Wi

Phone Tap: Fresh Outta Prison

In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in date with him now that

Phone Tap: Shout For Shark Dives

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chanc

Phone Tap: Tik Tak Does Pilot Training

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik Tak!” See omnystudio.com/liste

Phone Tap: HB-Oh-No!

In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re from the streaming ser

Phone Tap: Garage Fail

Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see how riled up we can get h

Phone Tap: Office Reality Show

Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work! How could he pass t

Phone Tap: The Strong Thong

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the

Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care

Today we’re phone tapping a woman who is looking for an in-home caregiver for her father, and lucky for her we don’t just have one but TWO perfect candidates for the job!

Phone Tap: Dined and Dawdled

We’re Phone Tapping a restaurant to tell them we dined and dashed awhile back, and now we feel bad about it. Not bad enough to pay what we owe, but still pretty bad! See