Teen Creeps

PATREON PREVIEW: LADYHAWKE

It's Patreon Preview time! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week, but scheduling has not permitted a record, so we're pulling a gem out of the Pa

Neil R. Selden's Twilight: Drawing the Dead

This week Kelly and Katai read TWILIGHT: DRAWING THE DEAD by Neil R. Selden, the story of a love triangle that spans the centuries and puns. They talk loving the setting,

Caroline B. Cooney's Horror High: Toxic Beauty

This week Kelly and Katai read HORROR HIGH: TOXIC BEAUTY by Caroline B. Cooney, a repackaged version of THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE from her VAMPIRE'S PROMISE trilogy that

Imogen Howe's Twilight: FATAL ATTRACTION

This week Kelly and Katai read FATAL ATTRACTION by Imogen Howe from Dell's 1980s Twilight series, the story of an evil witch who won't stop bringing down positive teens w

Francis W. Dixon's Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 48: ROCK 'N' REVENGE (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

Kelly and guest co-host Patrick Ehlers talk Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 48: ROCK 'N' REVENGE! The Hardy Boys sort of stop the murder of Buddy Death, famous death metal music

Lou Kassem's Twilight: Dance of Death (w/ Brendan Milove)

Kelly and guest co-host Brendan Milove talk Dance of Death by Lou Kassem! An extremely boring (but cursed?) main character must unravel the truth of two handsome identica

R.L. Stine's Fear Street: THE THRILL CLUB

This week Kelly and Katai read FEAR STREET #24: THE THRILL CLUB by R.L. Stine (or apparently Tom Perrotta??), the dumb story of a girl whose brain is getting hijacked by

Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #57: Teacher Crush (w/ Ryan Mogge)

Kelly and guest co-host Ryan Mogge (Made Up Murder) talk Sweet Valley High #57: Teacher Crush by Francine Pascal. The twins' friend Olivia is in love with their art teach

Franklin Dixon's The Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 42: The Last Laugh (w/ Brandon Winfrey)

Kelly and guest co-host Brandon Winfrey talk about Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 42: The Last Laugh! Frank and Joe go to SDCC, encounter evil comic book villains come to life,

Julia Armfield's Private Rites

This week Kelly and Katai read PRIVATE RITES by Julia Armfield, the story of three sisters and an inheritance that is NOT a full reimagining of King Lear. They talk stres

Laurie Bridges and Paul Alexander's Dark Forces: DEVIL WIND (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

Kelly is joined by Patrick Ehlers to talk DEVIL WIND by Laurie Bridges and Paul Alexander! They talk being possessed by whistles, being obsessed with whistles, hating whi

Zoe Daniels's Year of the Cat Book 3: THE AMULET

This week Kelly and Katai read YEAR OF THE CAT 3: THE AMULET by Zoe Daniels, aka Yucky Lucky Twilight Panther. They talk hating Tisha's characterization, lack of concrete

Zoe Daniels's The Year of the Cat Book 2: THE HUNT

This week Kelly and Katai read THE YEAR OF THE CAT 2: THE HUNT by Zoe Daniels, aka Panther Twilight But Now Worse. They talk everyone being crazy and annoying, simp poetr

Zoe Daniels's Year of the Cat Book One: THE DREAM

This week Kelly and Katai read THE YEAR OF THE CAT 1: THE DREAM by Zoe Daniels, aka Panther Twilight. They talk terrifyingly twisted murals, drippy comebacks, go on a ver

Catriona Ward's Sundial (w/ Brendan Milove)

Kelly is joined by guest cohost and fellow Catriona Ward stan Brendan Milove! They talk children being mirrors, generational trauma, freaky dog experiments, and evil evil

Carolyn Keene's The Nancy Drew Files Case 111: THE STOLEN KISS

This week Kelly and Katai read THE NANCY DREW FILES #111: THE STOLEN KISS, a snooze of a mystery about a stolen painting and blah blah blah. They talk Ned holding Nancy b

Jo Gibson's The Dead Girl (w/ Omar Najam)

Kelly and guest co-host Omar Najam discuss THE DEAD GIRL by Jo Gibson! Too many men, put it in your peak, twin cousins, author lore, and more! Support BROTHER MANOR, Kel

Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #56: LOST AT SEA (w/ Ryan Mogge)

Kelly is joined by guest cohost Ryan Mogge to talk Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #56: LOST AT SEA! Jessica and Winston Egbert are lost at sea! They wash up on a non

Carolyn Keene's The Nancy Drew Files #31: Trouble in Tahiti

This week Kelly and Katai read THE NANCY DREW FILES #31: TROUBLE IN TAHITI by Carolyn Keene, a banger of a Nancy Drew from start to finish. They talk stereotyping the Fre

Elizabeth George Speare's The Witch of Blackbird Pond

This week Kelly and Katai cover THE WITCH OF BLACKBIRD POND by Elizabeth George Speare! Cute sailor boys, misunderstood pond witches, nuanced New England politics, and mo