Secret Life of the American Teenager: Falling in Love, Rewatching & Roasting

S02E08 A New Kind of Green

This week, everyone in Grant High is either stalking someone, accusing someone of having sex, trying to buy a house to improve their stalking capabilities, or discussing

S02E07 Summertime

Just like in real life, summer is OVAH. So our fabulous peeps return from summer vacation and some more scenes in the hallway ensure.

S02E06 The Summer of Our Discontent

I ended up getting free tickets for the Katseye concert so I couldn't write out the recap. But be sure to note that Amy will complain.

S02E05 Born Free

The episode opens with Amy in the kitchen practicing Italian, because despite the increasingly obvious problem of who exactly is going to take care of her infant for a mo

S02E04 Ciao

We're BACK! And, so is this hot mess. The episode opens with Amy and Anne exhausted in the kitchen after baby John has apparently decided that sleep is for people witho

S02E03 Par for the Course

The audio is off on this one -- my apologies!! BUT, let's take a moment to remember Sexy Christian Dad, and then, collectively, dump his ashes right on hole 69.

S02E02 What's Done is Done

This episode, tl;dr: What if literally everyone blamed sex for things that are objectively unrelated -- We pick up immediately after Sexy Christian Dad's death (Rob:

S02E01 The Big One

"What if there was... another pregnancy?" Amy catches Anne hiding a pregnancy test like she's a teenager sneaking cigarettes, and before you know it, Anne is expecting.

The Secret Life Season 1 Recap Spectacular

In our Season 1 recap, we're joined by special guests and two WONDERFUL people from our podcast community: Shana and Liz. We unpack the general ranking of Season 1 comp

S01E023 And Unto Us, A Child Is Born

WE MADE IT!!! It's the last episode of Season 1!! We did it! Woo woo! After an entire season of speeches about abstinence, pregnancy, adoption, putting the baby in Mim

S01E022 One Night at Bandcamp

Fresh from an American Pie reference, this episode takes us back the moment where it all started. Band camp. Suffer through a flash-back episode as in present day, Amy

S01E021 Whoomp! (There It Is)

Baby showers and going into labour! This episode has it all! [Okay, again, there's drama on the street below that's distracting me] - Rob

S01E020 Maybe Baby

Sorry for delay!! I was on vacation and should have brought my laptop with me!! Anne heads to another interview—this time with David (but since he was in SATC, his name

S01E019 Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free

Move over Dire Straits and the title/song reference: it's time to really party.... with Secret Life! Woo ya. At the Juergens house, it’s business as usual: Anne is serv

S01E018 Making Up Is Hard To Do

icky returns to therapy and proudly informs Dr. Fields that he’s grown as a person™, learned to love himself, and has a fresh new obsession: Amy. Unfortunately, Ricky’s d

S01E017 Unforgiven

Placeholder text right here because it sounds like two divas are yelling at each other outside, on the street, so my nosy ass needs to go catch the tea. If you haven't

S01E016 Chocolate Cake

Why was this episode called Chocolate Cake???

S01E015 That's Enough of That

SORRY for the delay! I couldn't find the file! (And then it was my birthday). Anyways, back to it . *Trigger Warning: This episode deals with abuse. Adrian and Rick

S01E014 The Father and the Son

* Note that the storyline in this episode deals with the SA of Ricky from his dad. If you are sensitive to these topics and themes, we advise you to skip this one * Huge

S01E013 Baked Nevada

Amy and Ben’s shotgun wedding lasts approximately one (1) chaotic reception before every adult in a 10-mile radius storms in to shut it down. Leo and George burst in like