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Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Six

Who knew we would still be doing this in 2026?!  Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy! Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027.

Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Five

Happy Halloween, everybody! It's that time of year again. Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your e

Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Four

Look, I know it's been a while... But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it? Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the O

Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Three

Happy Easter! What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films? Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word? https.//37

Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume Two

Finally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head? Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining! Yes, another collection

Flogging a Dead Horse - Volume One

The last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun? You decide! The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure. Smokey may also have some news

Episode Seventy Five - The Bat

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is. Oh and on this episode? So

Episode Seventy Four - Prince of Darkness

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches. Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful

Episode Seventy Three - Pontypool

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words. Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse

Episode Seventy Two - The House That Dripped Blood

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering. Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a

Episode Seventy One - The Most Dangerous Game (1932)

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes. Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals w

Episode Seventy - Jack Frost (1997)

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey. Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer. Oh and o

Episode Sixty Nine - Isolation (2005)

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril. Oh

Episode Sixty Eight - Paranormal Activity

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists. Oh and on this episode? Ben

Episode Sixty Seven - The Cottage

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. But this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear B

Just the feature presentations - Volume Five

Oh yes, it's that time of year, again! Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives. On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19. Ey

Episode Sixty Six - Friday the 13th: Part 2

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities. Oh and on this epi

Episode Sixty Five - Friday the 13th (1980)

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror. Oh and on this episode? We discover th

Episode Sixty Four - Death Ship

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down. Oh and on this episode? The world r

Episode Sixty Three - The Woman in Black (1989)

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey! Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up. Oh and on this episode? Ben and