My Impression

Why don’t wlw have Grindr ?

Did I just uncover a major inequity in the LGBTQ+ community ???

TTPD: Taylor Swift’s Marketing Flop

As I reflect on TTPDs birthday, it hits me that Taylor Swift is not the marketing queen she’s purported to be.

Coachella Coachella Coachella

Honestly I was super disappointed it was giving Marshalls

I want a Matty to my Taylor. Am I allowed to cry ?

In this episode I explore the desires of dating a himbo, an emotionally deep person, or a Matty Healy (a rat?). I saw this tiktok where it seemed like Taylor was genuinel

Ariana Grande, Mushys, and Being a Vulnerable Person

Ariana Grande’s deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine, a chocolate mushroom bar, and a random book I got have me thinking: am I a piece of shit? How do I show up as a good f

Olivia Rodrigo certified that Sexy is BACK

With the cultural change post Cupcakke the rapper, we were blessed with Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo stepping into their sexual dimensions. It work

First Dates are MAYHEM

In this episode I rate Mayhem by Lady Gaga and crash out about first dates, how much of your wall to let down, and whether sharing your poly past is worth it.

ED Driven Situationships

We finally answer the age old question: does hunger drive situationships? In this episode I dive into the prime example of an ED situationship (obviously Taylor Swift and

That time I was in an interattractive unethical polyamorous relationship

If you’ve ever wondered where the “is Taylor Swift in an interattractive dom sub unethical polyamorous relationship?” joke came from- it really happened to me!

Taylor Swift put America in a victim mentality spiral

I love Taylor Swift music for commiserating, but does living in your victimhood stifle your growth? In this episode I discuss Taylor's victimhood, the victimization of Ta

GRAMMYS WOW

All about the 2025 Grammys: TAYLOR’S DRESS, charli’s performance, and BEYONCÉ WINS AOTY!!!! And Benson Boones big ass cheeks

My DEPRESSION: FKA twigs, TSCU, and RHONY

The state of the United States has depressed me this beautiful Sunday after spending time with that guy I met on bumble bff. The good news is I discovered FKA twigs. The

Taylor Swift with the Chiefs, Caitlin Clark, and Chanel

I saw Taylor Swift with Caitlin Clark at the chiefs game together and wondered, “what is that?”. I delve into whether Taylor is capable of giving her advice on navigating

Touching Grass in a Post-TikTok World

Some lady said she was going to actually live her life after TikTok gets banned. Is scrolling not living life? Will be just move to scroll on another app? What projection

Was Kaylor WLW or a disturbing obsession?

Episode 6 of My Impression takes us back to the KAYLOR LORE (my favorite swiftie lore ever) to determine if Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss reciprocated munching box or if

2025 CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS

Happy new year! 2025 is going to be full of celeb drama (I have a sixth sense for that) and these are my hopes and dreams from the tabloids!! In short: ​Gracie Abraham L

Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024

The nominations and final winner of Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024 are announced! From Camila Cabello, Taylor Swift, and Ethan Slater, the special awards show is hosted exclusi

Blake Lively and Taylor Swift should lobby for PR regulation

After the release of Blake Lively’s lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, it seems Blake would benefit from regulating stories in the media funneled by PR firms by disclosing t

Inter-attractive relationships: ugly and poly are not bad words(?)

The inter-attractive relationship craze is taking Hollywood by storm (Selena/Benny, Taylor/Travis, Lana/Alligator Daddy, Ariana/Bauque, etc)! Is this good for culture or

End of an Era: Tour, TikTok, and Tayloyal

As Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and TikTok seemingly come to an end, can we hope to be entertained by the infidelity in Hollywood and Taylor Swift’s alleged s3x cult?