Mall Brats

S02E15 - Season 2 Talkback

We reminisce about our favorite parts of season 2 [Content Warning: Memories, Traumatised Kids, Letter Bombs] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main sho

S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End

The stakes ramp up as the Cool Treat Kids race towards the end of their conflict with the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Little Turdlets, Big Os, Pretty Woman Copyright In

S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark

The Cool Treat Kids collect the final ingredient they need to create the fabled dankest of dark chocolates: Pinot Noir.[Content Warning: Vampires, Old People, Barbeque Da

S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades

The Cool Treat Kids attempt to mend fences as they close in on the endgame of their scheme to stop the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Secrets, Clove Cigarettes, Diarrhea]

S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None

The cool treat kids unwind after their most recent job as any fantasy adventurer would, with a sweet glow in the dark party.[Content Warning:  Warm Beers, Flaming Hot Che

S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades

In the thrilling conclusion to the Chocolate Factory Caper, the Cool Treat Kids learn what it truly means to Eat Pray Love.[Content Warning:  Potential Goat Murder, Rim J

S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side

The Cool Treat Kids and their new found ally Adric Swift penetrate deep into the chocolate factory...from the rear.[Content Warning: Achillies, Prophecies, Drunk Borblos]

S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks

The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast. [Content

S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark

The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons charact

S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark

The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home.  [Cont

S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades

The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is. [Content Warning: Pant Disguises,

S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark

The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it. [Content Warning: Pap

S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover

The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.[Con

S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade

Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the m

S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade

The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music. [Content Warning: Impr

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S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback

The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1. [Content Warning: Cougars, King Charles, and Pedro Pascal's Thick Digits] Want more Mall Brats in your Lif

S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You

The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions. [Content Warning: Failures, Fires, Liberal Use of New Jersey Accents] Want

S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar

The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar. [Content Warning: Dumpster

S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark

It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs. [Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sen