Absolutely No Adventures

Chart trend

Position in the Comedy Fiction chart (US), last 90 days.

#1#53#105JunJulAugSep

#20

all-time peak

353

days in the top 50 since Nov 2024

Latest episodes

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Pre-Season 3 Announcement

Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/ANAPod Support us on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/anapodhttps://ko-fi.com/anapod Explore Many

Apr 8
1 min

Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend,

Feb 12
1 h 52 min

S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused

In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian i

Jan 8
39 min

S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good

In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support u

Oct 28 2025
22 min

S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil

In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us

Oct 21 2025
17 min

S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost

In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260

Oct 14 2025
18 min

S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning

In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us o

Oct 7 2025
18 min

ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!

Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access

Oct 1 2025
1 min

Presenting: Hearthbound

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/ Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.c

Sep 23 2025
3 min

Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythol

Aug 11 2025
1 min

Presenting: Warlock

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist followin

Jul 14 2025
28 min

ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer

In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her down

May 11 2025
5 min

Presenting: The Bardic Hearth

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy The link to thei

Apr 13 2025
44 min

S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword

In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Ka

Nov 18 2024
14 min

S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme musi

Nov 11 2024
13 min

S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morri

Nov 4 2024
12 min

S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by La

Oct 28 2024
13 min

S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music

Oct 21 2024
11 min

S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Col

Oct 14 2024
14 min

Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: bit.ly/brasseaglepod The link to their Insta

Sep 8 2024
1 h 04 min

Chart positions

Where Absolutely No Adventures ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 9, 2026).

#76 ▲ 24 Comedy Fiction US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

Excellent quality show with great actors and engaging stories. This series is now one of my all time favorites! This is a must-listen for fans of fantasy and magic

Docdor42 · Nov 2025

I am so excited that Season 2 of Absolutely No Adventures has finally dropped! I’ve listened to Season 1 more times than I can count, and it never fails to make me smile. This podcast is just the perfect mix of wholesome, lighthearted fun that keeps me coming back for more. The characters are lovable, the humor is spot-on, and it has this wonderfully cozy, feel-good vibe that puts me in a good mood. I especially like to listen to episodes while lap swimming - as it’s a nice break from staring at the bottom pool tiles. If you’re looking for something cute and fun, this is it.

Keep moving · Oct 2024

A thoroughly fun comic fantasy about a baker who repeatedly refuses the call to adventure. The writing has tremendous fun with established fantasy tropes in a way that fans of Terry Pratchett or younger listeners who like Shrek will appreciate. At the same time, it's an inventive story of its own that builds over the course of the season. I can't wait to hear what they've baked for the next season.

JabberBjorn · Aug 2024

This is the only podcast I have listened through more than once. It is hilarious and delightful. You should absolutely give it a listen!

mercy_m · Oct 2023

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