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If Objects Could Talk

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What is Athena's owl doing in the Greek marketplace? How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? This first season on If Objects Could Talk, the newest series from Getty Podcasts, artifacts leave the museum vault and come alive to share their side of the story. Featuring objects from Getty's antiquities collection, each episode introduces listeners to the history, creation, and everyday use of incredible items like an Egyptian cat statue, an ancient kind of dice, and a glass flask shaped like a fish. Voice actors and immersive sound design bring these historical fiction tales to life.

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#8
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Latest episodes

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Coming Soon: Bastille Day (and Season 2)

Announcing Season 2, this mini-episode features Purrquoise, a bright turquoise porcelain cat that was made in China in the 1700s and has traveled the world ever since. No

Jul 9
4 min

(Rerun) Snake Charm on Your Arm

(Rerun) How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnal

Mar 6
10 min

Going for Glory: A History of the Ancient Olympics

You probably know that the Olympics started in ancient Greece, but did you know that they started as just a single running race? Or that the athletes—all male—competed na

Feb 2
12 min

Introducing Constant Wonder Kids: Do Plants Think?

This season on If Objects Could Talk we imagined what would happen if museum objects could talk. But have you ever wondered if plants could talk?  To dig into this quest

Jan 26
17 min

Your Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide!

From bad poetry and papyrus to candles and boar, give the gifts any Roman would love to receive with our Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide! (Cue the air horns.) In this spe

Dec 17 2025
8 min

Culture Kids Collab: You're Invited to an Ancient Roman Dinner Party! (Part 2)

This week we’re sharing part two of our collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. (Head back to the feed for part one if you haven't listened yet!) Asher and his mom

Dec 15 2025
16 min

Culture Kids Collab: Culture Train Time Travel to Ancient Rome! (Part 1)

This week we’re sharing a collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. Asher and his mom Kristen join If Objects Could Talk producer Zoe at the Getty Villa Museum to lear

Dec 8 2025
17 min

(Rerun) All's Fair in Love and Games

(Rerun) Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how shee

Nov 17 2025
12 min

Introducing Who Arted: The Treasures of King Tutankhamun's Tomb

This week we're sharing an episode of another art history podcast we love! Who Arted celebrates art in all of its forms and in terms anyone can understand. Each episode t

Nov 10 2025
6 min

The Case of the Missing…Me?!

Like a noir detective, this key with a horsehead handle becomes embroiled in a mysterious disappearance—her very own! Help her investigate the blacksmith’s workshop and s

Oct 27 2025
13 min

Dude, Where’s My Sheep?

This dancing Satyr—half goat, half man, all prankster—is on the move, sealing important documents that travel across Etruria, a pre-Roman civilization. With his good-luck

Oct 20 2025
14 min

A Water Jug Spills the Tea

One of the three women on this hydria (water jug) gives us a peek at some old-fashioned water cooler gossip. At a time before indoor plumbing, the water fountain was a ce

Oct 13 2025
13 min

Lar, Help Us!

Start your day the Roman way with an offering to this pocket-sized household demigod called a Lar. Follow along with a family’s daily rituals and routines and hear how th

Oct 6 2025
10 min

Schooled by a Fish

Blowing glass is just like blowing bubbles, sort of. This fish flask is used to leading a school (she is a fish, after all!) so she’ll teach you all about Roman glassblow

Sep 29 2025
13 min

I’m Ready for My Closeup Meow

This Egyptian cat statuette is here to set the record straight. Yes, she’s a little bit of a diva, but don’t all cats deserve to be worshiped? No, she’s not really the go

Sep 22 2025
12 min

Light on Your Feet

A pair of feet lights up the scene—literally. This feet-shaped lamp knows he’s a little silly, but he’s got some seriously important work to do! Hear about how ancient ho

Sep 15 2025
9 min

A Very Brave Owl

What dangers await Athena’s brave and loyal owl at the Greek marketplace? This Athenian coin shares his take on how money was made and used in ancient Greek city states—a

Sep 8 2025
12 min

All’s Fair in Love and Games

Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how sheep knuckl

Sep 8 2025
12 min

Snake Charm on Your Arm

How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from

Sep 8 2025
10 min

If Objects Could Talk Trailer

Trailer for the first season of Getty's new podcast for kids and families

Aug 18 2025
1 min

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