Enough Wicker: Intellectualizing the Golden Girls

Episode 179 & 180: You're Angels, All of You

We made it! We break down the very satisfying, very funny, very sad finale of the greatest television of all time, The Golden Girls. Thank you for being our friend and st

A Very Special Episode: The Scholarly Process

Before we get to the final episode of the greatest television of all time, we chat about our process and pull highlights from our copious notes.

Episode 177 & 178: WE'RE HEADS!!

The Girls crash a local high school reunion with assumed identities such as the ever-popular prom queen Cindy Lou Peeples and the class B Susan Armstrong. While it seems

Episode 176: Rose is Exposed and Dorothy Gives Up a Big Pile of Money

Blanche convinces Rose that Miles has the wandering eye, and that the only way to quell it is with a nudie photoshoot. Dorothy bumps into a former student who offers her

Episodes 174 & 175: Moonlight Madness!

In the final cross over with Empty Nest and Nurses, officially called Full Moon over Miami, all hell has broken loose at Blanche's moonlight madness party. Men are totall

Episode 173: Off to the Rusty Anchor

Dorothy is perfectly content watching Amazing Discoveries (it just shucks it off!) but Blanche insists she come down to The Rusty Anchor and meet some men. Dorothy ends u

Episode 172: The Big Mean Bug Lady

Angelo and Rose accidentally get Dorothy and Stan into some hot water regarding their rental property. Meanwhile, Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

Episode 171: What Is Juicy Fruit?

Dorothy and Blanche audition for Jeopardy, but Blanche doesn't know where the Ural Mountains are and Dorothy has studied everything under the sun, including the St. Olaf

Episode 170: Now That Was Music

Dorothy finally beds a Beatle. Or, at least an incredible simulation. Meanwhile, Blanche aggressively pursues a very very tall gentleman.

Episode 169: Four Image Consultants, Harold Goldstein, and a Plagiarist Walk into a Bar

Hello, Mr. Gordon! In an all-time fav, Dorothy's high school teacher, whom she had a massive crush on, is in Miami. She hopes to impress him by sharing her views on women

Episode 168: No Lemonade for Thor Anderson

Creepy Thor Anderson is here from St. Olaf after saving up for the bus fare and maybe low-key stalking Rose. Meanwhile, Sophia answers a personal ad, thinks she's caught

Episode 167: Bikini Bottoms & Foam Fingers

The Pope is in Miami and Sophia is hellbent on getting a papal blessing for her sick friend, Agnes. So hellbent, in fact, that she steals a jewel-encrusted ring steeped i

Episode 165: Welcome Home, Solider

B̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶B̶o̶b̶,̶ Bill! Bill is back from the war and really looking to get back on track with his serious relationship. The problem is, Blanche, whom he's been pining f

Episode 164: Two Bottles of Beer on the Wall, featuring very special guest Sarah Armstrong

It's spooky season and what better way to celebrate than some Grammy-haunted windchimes! The girls help Blanche say goodbye to her [definitely racist] Grammy's plantation

Episode 163: Recorded Live at the Uncle Cluck's Outpost in Palermo

We're back on track and discussing Mile$ and his frickin frugality! Meanwhile, Dorothy leaves Sophia in Blanche's care as she goes on a romantic cruise for 3 days--just e

Hey, Maybe This is Our Shot at Getting into The Bible: A Very Special Episode with Jim Colucci

What better way to celebrate the anniversary of the Golden Girls Premier than a conversation with pop culture author, TV expert, and all-around pal & confidante, Jim Colu

I Like Lucy: Sarah's New Book and a Chat with Two Superfans

If you've been a Scandinavian knit-wit living in a closet and haven't heard, Sarah wrote a book! A.K.A. Lucy: The Dynamic and Determined Life of Lucille Ball is out on Oc

Episode 162: We're Out of M-O-N-E-Y

There's a hurricane a-coming! Specifically, Hurricane Saturday, NBC's epic crossover event. This episode features the McKinley Lighthouse (RIP), poor Gloria (literally),

Episode 161: We Just Swing the Wind Blows

We're back!! In this one, Rose goes out with a jerk who dates men and women, Blanche tries to deflower a priest, and we see young Dorothy, young Stan, and a red-headed So

Episode 160: Wherever There's News, We'll be Here

In the last episode before our summer hiatus, we explore a clown-fearing mama's boy and Stan's transference of his mother's love and rejection to Sophia. Enjoy it with a