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Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) - It's Sleepaway Camp, But Silly and with Less Penis

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) Director: Michael A. Simpson Starring: Pamela Springsteen, Renee Estevez, Walter Gotell, Brian Patrick Clarke What do you g

District 9 (2009) - Aliens Show Up and Humans Handle It About as Well as Expected

District 9 (2009) Directed by Neill Blomkamp Starring: Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, Nathalie Boltt, David James Aliens crash-landed on Earth over 40 years ago, and huma

Scream 4 (2011) – A Soft Reboot That Actually Rips

Scream 4 (2011) Director: Wes Craven Starring: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Emma Roberts Ghostface is back, Sidney's book tour just became a body cou

The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) / The Thing with Two Heads (1972) – Dirt Bikin' D*ckheads: The First Double Feature

The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) Directed by David Zucker Starring: Peter Billingsley, Stuart Pankin, Patrick Collins, Chad Sheets The Thing with Two Heads (1972) Directed by

Evil Dead Burn (2026) – Necktie, Plateau, Banana - and then Deadites Show Up Angry

Evil Dead: Burn (2026) Director: Sebastián Vaneček Starring: Suheyla Yacoub, Tandy Wright, Hunter Doohan, Luciane Buchanan The Deadites are back, and this time they b

Obsession (2026) - The One-Wish Willow was a Terrible Gift Idea

Obsession (2026) Director: Curry Barker Starring: Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Andy Richter, Cooper Tomlinson One wish. One willow. One absolutely insufferable d

Backrooms (2026) – The Liminal Space Horror Film Where If I Find That Door, I'm Charging Admission

BACKROOMS (2026) Director: Kane Parsons (Kane Pixels) Cast: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Renate Reinsve, Mark Duplass, Finn Bennett What if the walls of your crumbling life lit

OnlyFangs (2025) – It's Kind of Like Patreon, But More Fun

OnlyFangs (2025) Director: Angelica De Alba, Paul Ragsdale Starring: Nina Lane Kent, Drew Marvik, Kansas Bowling, Jessa Flux A bloodsucking girl gang builds an app to

Stone Cold (1991) – Skunk-Tail Jacket, Explosions, and Guys Diving Through Windows

Stone Cold (1991) Director: Craig R. Baxley Starring: Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen, William Forsythe, Richard Gant Somewhere in 1991, a man in a skunk-tail alliga

In the Mouth of Madness (1994) – I'm Not Insane, Says the Insane Guy

In the Mouth of Madness (1994) Directed by John Carpenter Starring: Sam Neill, Jürgen Prochnow, Julie Carmen, David Warner There's a scene in In the Mouth of Madness

Pieces (1982) - A Chainsaw Wielding Maniac, and Not Enough Evidence

Pieces (1982) Director: Juan Piquer Simón Cast: Christopher George, Lynda Day George, Paul L. Smith, Ian Sera If you've ever wanted to watch a chainsaw-wielding mani

Future Force (1989) - One Drunk David Carradine, One Power Glove, One Very Long Hour and a Half

Future Force (1989) Director: David A. Prior Cast: David Carradine, Dawn Wildsmith, Robert Tessier, William Zipp The Power Glove is on the cover. David Carradine is

Radical Jack (2000) - Billy Ray Cyrus and the Achy Breaky Plot

Radical Jack (2000) Directed by: David Heavener Cast: Billy Ray Cyrus, Dee Dee Pfeiffer, George Buck Flower, Noah Blake Billy Ray Cyrus walked so John Wick could run

Hellmare (2026) - Indie Horror Is Alive!

HELLMARE (2026) Director: Victor Gabriel Cast: Boyd Coffman, Lloyd Kaufman, and the rest of the crew who clearly had a blast making this thing Indie horror isn't dead

Clear History (2013) - Larry David and the Castoff Curb Episode

Clear History (2013) Director: Greg Mottola Cast: Larry David, Michael Keaton, Bill Hader, Jon Hamm What happens when you take a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, forget

Primate (2026) - Monkeys, Rabies, and a Guy Eating Pizza in the Dark

Primate (2025) Director: Robert Woods Cast: Johnny Sequoyah, Troy Kotsur, Victoria Wyant, Jess Alexander A rabid chimpanzee. An infinity pool. Five absolutely useles

Eliminators (1986) - Hey Kid, Shut Up, I'm Watching Mandroid

Eliminators (1986) Director: Peter Manoogast Cast: Andrew Prine, Denise Crosby, Patrick Reynolds, Roy Dotrice Robots. Cavemen. A ninja who shows up two-thirds of the

Planet Terror (2007) - Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse Masterpiece — But How Does She Fire the Gun?!

Planet Terror (2007) Directed by Robert Rodriguez Starring: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Jeff Fahey If you haven't seen Planet Terror yet, Sean has a

Timecop (1994) - JCVD's Been Going Back in Time to Ruin the Present since 1994

Timecop (1994) Director: Peter Hyams Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara, Ron Silver, Bruce McGill Time travel has been invented — and naturally, someone's already

Green Room (2015) - A Punk Band Walks into a Nazi Bar

GREEN ROOM (2015) Director: Jeremy Saulnier Cast: Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Alia Shawkat, Patrick Stewart A punk band walks into a Nazi bar. No, that's not the se