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Spider-Man: Brand New Day

The MCU Spider-Man is now four movies in and still making the big box office bucks. But is it too little too late for diminishing Marvel returns? Featuring: Abi Porter,

The Odyssey

Is Christopher Nolan’s newest record-breaking blockbuster truly sublime cinema or a case of film bro hype?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Han

Best Animated Movies

Each of our esteemed cinephile hosts is up to the challenge of ranking the five greatest animated movies of all time! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter,

The 2026 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards

It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishments. Nominated by our esteemed hosts

Best Movies of 2025

Finally! The definitive best movies of 2025 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squab

By Committee: Best Christmas Movies

Welcome to the first-ever “By Committee” episode, where we present a You Hate Movies best-of list not via individual hosts, but via the outrage, rancor, and vengeance of

Save or Kill: Christmas Movies

It's a ruthless holiday save-or-kill session! Which beloved Christmas classic would you save if it meant killing another?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Po

Most Disturbing Movies

From American melodramas to French extremity, from the '70s to the 2020s, we’re unpacking our top 5 most disturbing films. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Po

Best of Darren Aronofsky

Darron Aronofsky makes the kind of movies best for a You Hate Movies argument—divisive ones. Join us as we narrow down our top five feats of filmmaking from one of the fe

The 2025 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards

It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts a

Best Movies of 2024

Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squab

Christmas Movie Trivia (2024)

Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh

Joker: Folie à Deux

The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, an

Best of Alien

More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick

Alien: Romulus

It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bri

Deadpool & Wolverine

14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment. Featuring: Josh Porter

Movie News: May, 2024

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our ex

2024 Summer Movie Bets

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at t

Dune 2

Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy C