CORN DOWN Prank Calls

The CORNDOWN pt 340: with Jenna Elfman as Dharma Montgomery

This is an unscheduled show, out of the blue, kind of just for no reason. Just like the payments we’re trying to make. Whuppy talks to a man who helps him out with his Ce

The CORNDOWN pt 339: with Tim Dunigan as Captain Jonathan Power

You know how when you go to fast food places, they have way better napkins that they aren’t giving you? I know all about this, all too well. So what do you do? You upgrad

The CORNDOWN pt 338: with Doug Parker as Mega Man

What, actually, is the difference between a window and a door? Tough question. The answer is; nothing. There is no difference between a window and a door. This poses seri

The CORNDOWN pt 337: with Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer

Something was up with the audio in this CORNDOWN. It kept going silent. Pretty sure that’s not normal. Things aren’t just supposed to go silent. One thing that isn’t sile

The CORNDOWN pt 336: with Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

Managers at fast food places are supposed to have roadside assistance to protect the customers that travel through their drive thru. In this gripping episode of CORNDOWN,

The CORNDOWN pt 335: with Ben Stein as Economics Teacher

This CORNDOWN picks up quickly. Then whuppy has an ongoing issue, and no one is doing anything to help. This persists for another forty minutes. Then we’re back to pickin

The CORNDOWN pt 334: with Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy/Sean Archer

This is a bad episode; It’s covered in scum. There’s chicken scum, and scum on the buns. Whuppy tries to do a bit on the issue but it doesn’t work out due to packet loss.

The CORNDOWN pt 333: with Hayley Mills as Miss Carrie Bliss

I failed on this one, BIG TIME. First off, I failed to order, then whuppy failed to do a bunch of stuff. This most certainly does not meet my personal standards, and I am

The CORNDOWN pt 332: with Patrice O’Neal as T-Bone

This is definitely a double pump’d episode. It starts off with some lost food, some old food, a display model, and setting it to all 9s, then we get into the double pumpi

The CORNDOWN pt 331: with Vincent D’Onofrio as Robert Goren

It’s Mark’s last day, but not for the reason you might think. Things get dark. It’s whuppy’s fault. You gotta check on your inactive employees, not check your brakes in t

The CORDNOWN pt 330: with H. Jon Benjamin as Walter

Why is it so hard to pay full price? It seems like they’re always forcing promotional discounts on you, and I hate it. It’s a really problem issue. Wastedmemory also disc

The CORNDOWN pt 329: with Brendon Small as Perry

This show starts with a blocked bike lane. This is not only incredibly unsafe, but it’s annoying and I hate it. You have to keep the bike lane cleared. But every single c

The CORNDOWN pt 328: with Timothy Stack as Sam

A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN takes place in the bathroom. A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN has to do with hair. As such, the first calls are all about finding hair

The CORNDOWN pt 327: with Mark Holton as Francis Buxton

Listen, I don’t know what you think I saw, but I didn’t. I didn’t see anything. And that’s what we’re telling people on the phone. I saw nothing, I’m not going to say any

The CORNDOWN pt 326: with Alyson Court as Loonette the Clown

This is probably the most normal episode ever, and there isn’t any heavy editing. It starts by returning a page we received on our beeper. This leads me to remembering I

The CORNDOWN pt 325: with Chris Isaak as Agent Chester “Chet” Desmond

The first call is about Schwebel’s bread, which is a 120+ year old local bakery, and they announced they were shutting down shortly after this call. I thought they were a

The CORNDOWN pt 324: with Greg Lee as Handyman Rick

I really don’t have a great reason, but this CORNDOWN seems to revolve around nail clippings. I’m not particularly proud of this. Luckily, whuppy gets things wet, and we

The CORNDOWN pt 323: with Bob McFadden as Stargazer

This show starts out with a few grapes, a little encouragement, and then a SERIOUS doublecross. Our famous bowls are all messed up, with wrong ingredients and incorrect o

The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe

This show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and a creased

The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling

Ever got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we never actually g