RTVS Podcasts

Where Do We Begin Episode #81: Disc System

Dear Listener, you have been selected, as part of your civic duty to RTVS, to serve as a juror for VAC court. Failure to listen to this episode will result in a penalty o

Where Do We Begin Episode #80: The Poop Episode

I will apologize in advance, that this episode is all about nasty things people do in the bathroom. Going number one and number two, getting sick from all sorts of things

Where Do We Begin Episode #79: The 16 Smells

They say there are 1 trillion smells, but we think that's bogus. What if there are only 16 smells which everything is derived from. I know that sounds crazy to you, but i

Where Do We Begin Episode #78: Crusade Of Geniuses

We are so so smart and we learn so much new facts in this episode. There are people named Finger and about how beans are so so good for you. With this knowledge you are i

Where Do We Begin Episode Bonus: PAX East 2026

Baaulp, Scorpy, and Mike ran around Boston doing all sorts of wacky and fun stuff because they were in town for PAX East 2026. Baaulp cheated by living in the city alread

Where Do We Begin Episode #77: Heaven Or Hell

Paging Dr. Log, paging Dr. Log, we have some very sick individuals in this episode who need your help. They're growing all kinds of new facial hair and saying all sorts o

Where Do We Begin Episode #76: Masters Of Industry

In this episode, several genius level ideas are presented to us to see if they can hold up to the scrutiny that comes from years of experience. Will us, the masters of in

Where Do We Begin Episode #75: 1 vs 1 Million

Last month was the month of Valentine's day, which means that it was the sexy month. But what if you don't have anyone to be sexy with? Well then you'll just have to do a

Where Do We Begin Episode #74: Tang Dynasty Hotdog

These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a b

Where Do We Begin Episode #73: King Midas vs Xmas

Is King Midas stronger than Santa Clause? Who would win in a battle between the heat miser and snow miser? We'll never know because I think we're the only people dumb eno

Where Do We Begin Episode #72: Podcast Theory For Everything

Apologies that this episode came out a month late, but better late then never. Try to imagine listening to this on thanksgiving day instead. Since that way it would make

Where Do We Begin Episode #71: Silent Smooth

Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experience

Where Do We Begin Episode #70: These Are Your Confessions

You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn't have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to

Where Do We Begin Episode #69: Alien Chef Who Can Do Anything

Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No

Where Do We Begin Episode #68: Seventy Days Only Slushee

Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game i

Where Do We Begin Episode #67: Make Blue WIth One Color

What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let's say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a s

Where Do We Begin Episode #66: Invisible City (and Pax East 2025 Talk)

We're back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn't have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don't know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidd

Where Do We Begin Episode #65: Penis Wise Balls Foolish

With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him abou

Where Do We Begin Episode #64: FFmpeg Uncle

This episode was edited entirely in Rupert-wave. Rupert-wave is a audio editing software that my uncle made himself on his garage computer, and he gave it to me during a

Well, That Explains It #1: Prescription Murder

Welcome to WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT, a new RTVS Columbo Podcast. Featuring Trog, Holly, and Mike. Today's episode has us looking at the very first piece of televised Columb