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A writer attempts to write a romance novel A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees Suspecting your husband is the devil See omnystudio.com/lis

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

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Inheriting a circus

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Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association

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Arctic Scavengers

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Substitute teacher

Substitute teacher A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker Awards See omnystudio.com/listener for privac

Neighboring condom factories go to war

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Pigeons at shitting school

Pigeons in a shitting school. TOO personal training. You're in the wrong line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant

Lego manufacturing plant. Powerpuff Girls. Workers return to the office, changed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education swap budgets

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets Man who sneezes when he's aroused Pizza wizards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario Kart as NASCAR

Mario Kart as NASCAR A baby thinks she's funny Home makeover   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting

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burrito-rolling master

burrito-rolling master gone completely texas Canned laugh auditions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes

Gap potatoes Overly full orchestra Ben Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the Constitution See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school

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Zoom doctor’s appointment.

Zoom doctor’s appointment. Failed science museum. Swallowed ear bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. Politician has to poo. Cheese boys and/or girls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying. Door to door salesman named Hungry. See omnyst

Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. Wild time at airport arrivals. Why are your shoes wet? See omnystudio.com/listener for privac

America's Gum Control Issues

America's Gum Control Issues 5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team Stranded on Desert Island See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.