Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast

More Like Paul Bahamas!! | Cake Week

Well tickle a pheasant and call it Marjorie – we're back for another series of TSB!! Frankly we're just in it for Nigella, much like the rest of the viewership and indeed

Table Cake Good Cos Table Hungry | The Final

We made it - it's the final! And there was a huge shock winner! A true underdog story with a rightful twist at the end. Just kidding it all went to plan. But at least the

Salmon Shouldn't Wear Human | Pâtisserie Week

It's the semis and all flags are flying at half mast given the loss of a certain Irish short king last week. Your loyal hosts aren't sure what pâtisserie is so please sto

Trifle? Make A Succeedful | Dessert Week

Huge week for TSB (Two Soggy Bottoms, not tenderstem broccoli) as we have our very first SPECIAL GUESTS in the "studio". We've managed to wrangle two of Prue's stylists f

Why Would A Bum Ever Squeak? | Meringue Week

Well now, aren't we having fun? This week, the bakers had to effectively just whazz together some eggs and sugar. Everything else was pageantry. We had a genuinely very m

Piccalilli? Ok, I'll Take Allen | Pastry Week

We've officially climbed over the halfway point of this year's series and the standard is higher than Prue after a bit of plonk. As expected, Paul spent the entirety of p

Come On Down To Granny's Garden | Chocolate Week

We're at the halfway point of the series, but your hosts are understandably in a sombre mood given the breaking news that dropped mere hours before the episode aired. Eve

She Said Oliver Goodbyes | Back To School Week

In the latest instalment of 'what an absolute reach of a concept', the bakers had to bake things very Britishly related to school. It was a strange episode but Ciara and

Quare's Accessories | Bread Week

This is it, the week where Paul Hollywood gains his most sentient form and adds another layer of self-righteousness. Our little bakers did their best, but they are collec

Have You Considered Tooting? | Biscuit Week

Another absolutely huge week for gingerbread, and be sure to send your congratulations to the PR team behind it. The bakers really took the biscuit this week - most notab

Hugo Downonme | Cake Week

Surprise, we're back. After a year-long hiatus to tend to important matters (investigating the Bermuda Triangle, raising a Labubu and simply going toilet), Ciara and Ciar

It Was On The Wonk | The Finale

(To the tune of Finally by CeCe Peniston) Finally it is Bake Off's last week they all made tiered cake and this podcast describes it. (End of singing to the tune of Final

Put It On A Clapped Necklace | Pâtisserie Week

We've made it to the semi finals! And this week the bakers have to be fancy af with financiers, French apple tarts and f-puff pastry. Who will fall at the last hurdle wit

Find Me At The Funeral Buffet | Party Week

It's the quarter finals and things are both heating up and sufficiently cooling down in the Bake Off tent. It's Party Week, so naturally the bakers are forbidden from mak

Finally, Proof That Earth Isn't Flat | Dessert Week

Folks we've had a mare this week and had to record the podcast twice. The episode is still exceptional, but imagine how impeccable the first take was? No, even better tha

A Poodle's Wedding Cake | Botanicals Week

It's a tale as old as pie for bake off with a weird, unnecessarily niche week theme; Botanicals Week is here, and it's Halloween. So scary spiced buns, shocking flavour p

I've Pies Coming Out The Front Door | Pastry Week

As the old saying goes, don't talk to me until I've had my pastry! Thankfully, we were served it by the bucketload this week thanks to the bakers' abundance of flakey tri

The Height Of Class And A Touch Of Luxury | Chocolate Week

It's the hottest day of the year aka the perfect time to put a bunch of bakers in a tent and ask them to make things with chocolate. Want a comparison to what Prue is dre

As I Like To Call It, A Bunk Bread | Bread Week

Get your ovens ready because it's bread week and my God was it boring. Inevitably, we reached peak levels of smug Hollywood. The man very likely brought his bread knife f

We Get It, You Aerial Hoop | Biscuit Week

Episode two and Ciara and Ciarán are ready to get bickie with it! A marshmallow signature puts some of the bakers in a sticky situation. Custard Creams as a technical has