TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 9: This Is The Chair

Mr C, who did not die, meets up with Chantal and her husband, tells them to kill the warden and two people in Vegas, and texts a spooky phrase to…gasp! Diane! Speaking o

Fantasia 2026 Roundup! (ft. Molly Maliszewska)

It is time once again for our coverage of da best film festival in da world, Montreal's own Fantasia!!! With SPECIAL GUEST local filmmaker, festival organizer, and friend

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 8: "Gotta light?"

Mr C is out of jail no problem! He's cruising with Ray. He uses his phone to get tracking devices off his car somehow. He says he's going to take Ray to "the Farm", which

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 7: "There's a body all right"

It's finally time to pay off Laura's secret diary from Fire Walk With Me about how the good Dale is in the Lodge!!! It's what Hawk found in that bathroom stall door!!! Th

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 6: "Don't Die"

Dougie gets brought home by the cops after loitering soulfully at the sheriff statue. He gives his son a Potato Chip then gets another message from MIKE: wake up! Don't d

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 5: "Case Files"

Dougie Dale sheds a tear at the sight of his son in the car, then goes to work at LUCKY 7 INSURANCE. He convinces young intern Phil to give him a guy called Frank’s coffe

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 4: "Brings Back Some Memories"

Dougie Dale keeps winning jackpots!!!! He's mister jackpots!!! A guy called Bill Shaker who seems to know Dougie tells him where he lives, and Dougie seems about to leave

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 3: "Call for Help"

Folks, these recaps aren’t getting any easier. So Coop was falling in space, right? He lands on a brutalist structure where a lady with no eyes who moves like your graphi

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 2: "The Stars Turn and a Time Presents Itself"

Dale is back for real! It's weird. Anyway! Bill Hastings says he wasn't at Ruth Davenport's apartment but he did have a dream that he was, which is weird. His wife is rea

Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 1: "My Log Has a Message for You"

Oh boy! It’s been 25 years! Twin Peaks is back! I can’t WAIT to find out what is going on with my favorite boy Dale Cooper! Oh boy he’s on screen talking to the giant! Oh

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Pt. 2)

And now…. the thrilling conclusion! Laura puts the ominous painting up, and it gives her a Black Lodge Dream. We learn the following: the little man is The Arm, and he

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Pt. 1)

Hi everyone! Time to cry watching the best movie ever made! So first things first, we spend the first half hour following FBI agent CHET DESMOND as he investigates the T

Twin Peaks S2E22: Beyond Life and Death

WE MADE IT GANG!! And our reward: one of the best episodes of television ever aired. Half its runtime is a nightmare sequence of Dale Cooper walking in and out of 2 ident

Twin Peaks S2E21: Miss Twin Peaks

Leo frees Garland Briggs from the clutches of Windom Earle so that he can “save Shelly”. As a punishment, Windom puts Leo in “the spider contraption”. Garland wanders his

Twin Peaks S2E20: The Path to the Black Lodge

Windom Earle is playing OFF THE BOARD! Which mostly means he’s abandoned his whole chess-murder-revenge-on-Dale thing – which the show retcons as having been just a ruse

Twin Peaks S2E19: Variations On Relations

Hey listener, do you think Windom Earle’s plans had enough moving pieces yet? OF COURSE NOT! So he puts one of the background guys from Wayne’s World in a giant chess pie

Twin Peaks S2E18: On the Wings of Love

The cliffhanger from last episode resolves into a bizarre sex assassination and then is never mentioned again. Weird LOL! Anyway! Dale and Harry have more pressing things

Twin Peaks S2E17: Wounds and Scars

Windom Earle has upped his costume budget HUGELY, busting out 2 frankly convincing disguises to phreak out Donna and spy on Shelly and Dale. Also he’s so mad that Dale is

Twin Peaks S2E16: The Condemned Woman

Damn, this episode sucks! Pete cooks up a stalematey chess move for Dale, the girls put together the poem Earle wrote for them, and over at the catboy shack Windom tells

Twin Peaks S2E15: Slaves and Masters

FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE S