This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

track 7 off "Shock Value" by Timbaland | One and Only

in this long-awaited return, carson and dawson make a wonderful discovery

honestly? could've been worse | Rat A Tat

on this week's episode, carson and dawson discuss hole

carson gets absolutely terrified | Where Did the Party Go

in one of the gayest episodes of this podcast, carson and dawson talk about heated rivarly, brockhampton, and a dreadful fall out boy song

a toofpick changes everythang | Episode 84: Calm Before the Storm

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! FOR NOW!!!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!

baby's first breakdown | Episode 83: Thriller

WE WILL TURN EVERYONE PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

has this song been good the whole time? | Episode 82: Young and Menace

what should be a slam dunk seems to be a controversial episode after all...

our very first UNSCRIPTED episode | Episode 81: Summer Days

we go off-script and truly find the meaning of friendship and love

going to dubai with hoobastank | Episode 80: Honorable Mention

we go a little off the rails on this one i can't lie

the number 23 starring Jim Carrey | Episode 79: 27

anyone remember that movie the number 27 starring jim carrey? anyone watch it? lemme know if you have

centuries. | Episode 78: Centuries (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)

centuries.

throwing a big big ball | Episode 77: Growing Up

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GROWING UP THE FALL OUT BOY SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PATREON NEXT WEEK

taking a trip to hooters | Episode 76: (Coffee's for Closers)

i can't lie we get a little wild with this one but at least we have a banger song to talk about

batman and halo floor time | Episode 75: Uma Thurman

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR THE BREAK WE WERE BUSY!!!!!!!!!

SPECIAL EPISODE: THE FOLIE HOT TAKE ZONE | Episode 74: Jack Morris listens to Folie for the first time

carson got hit by a really big bus and couldn't make it to this episode so i got jack morris in the room and forced them to listen to folie a deux for the first time

metalcore has lost its meaning | Episode 73: Fake Out

at least knocked loose is good

carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri)

carson gets punched in the balls in this episode

oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews

oh my god i will vote

the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead)

we talk about megalopolis for so long in this one. and other things. i think we talk about the song for a combined 2 minutes

i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri)

if half your album is bad, the album is bad. we forgot this was episode 69 somehow. god has abandoned us

carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate

you should listen to this episode as many times as it takes to match how many concussions carson has gotten