The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica

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Appetizer by Sommer Marsden

Hey Lurid Listeners! Here's a yummy story taken from The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica, just in time for your holiday weekend! Please support the KMQ, check

May 26 2024
25 min

Halter and Hook by Rose Caraway

Originally published in May of 2015 Shelby is just your average slut looking for the right bronco rider to satisfy her. But, yet again, another lover is walking away wh

Apr 21 2024
50 min

The War King by Rose Caraway

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today's KMQ episode is HOT! HOT! HOT! And, it's lovingly dedicated to my husband--the sexy man who has provided me with countless moments

Apr 8 2024
1 h 20 min

To Warm Her

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today, I'm treating you to another #FanFiction tale. I wrote this one back in 2010 and it was inspired by the crime drama show *dun-dun!*,

Apr 1 2024
54 min

DreamTime #12: Spice It Up

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! I hope the weekend treated you all well. This week's DreamTime episode features a dream I had back in 2004 and is inspired by true event

Mar 18 2024
19 min

Panties are for Amateurs by Rose Caraway

Panties are for Amatures It's Raynaldo's fault... He's awakened something inside his wife that has her body reeling and begging for more. Anytime, anywhere, no matter

Mar 5 2024
36 min

Bound/Unbound by Malin James

I'd like to thank Malin James for writing the story "Bound/Unbound" just for the KMQ Lurid listeners. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers and is one of the

Feb 26 2024
50 min

DreamTime #11: Sisters in Every Way

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! Today's #DreamTime episode contains light taboo. This dream came to me on April 1st, 2013. It is incomplete, as the dream only came to me

Feb 19 2024
15 min

DreamTime #10: Rue and the Minotaurs

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! *Just a small warning: there is an element of nonconsent in this dream, so if that isn't for you, not to worry. I'll get you on the next

Feb 18 2024
29 min

DreamTime #9: She's Quickening

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! While Carl Weathers does not play a role in today's #DreamTime, I'd like to dedicate this episode to him. In my younger erotic fantasies,

Feb 5 2024
14 min

Dove Song Pt. 2 by Rose Caraway

It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests have arrived! The mansion's renowned gunslinger, enjoys a

Jan 31 2024
1 h 00 min

DreamTime #8: Getting Trail-Rated in a GloryHole

Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners! It's a joy to read you yet another erotic dream from my Dream Journal. Today's dream is one that I had fairly recently, involving a glory

Jan 29 2024
24 min

DreamTime #7: Two Night Terrors and a Mullet

Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners! For today's episode, I read two back-to-back night terrors I had this past November. I also retell a couple of repetitive night terror dr

Jan 22 2024
33 min

DreamTime #6: Batman is Dead

Welcome back, Lurid Listeners! Superheroes are spectacular fun, aren't they? And, though I suffer from superhero movie fatigue, my erotic side just will not listen, lol

Jan 15 2024
26 min

DreamTime #5: A Writer's Reincarnation, an Apocalypse, and a Ravishment

Happy New Year, Lurid Listeners! I've got three dreams to share with you today. First, we begin with a dream I had back in 2017 that includes an interesting endnote reg

Jan 8 2024
31 min

Dove Song Part 1 by Rose Caraway

It's 1880. Your Mistress has been dead a year. It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests are to arr

Jan 4 2024
49 min

DreamTime #4: Descent Of A Tree Nymph

Welcome to DreamTime #4, Lurid Listeners! For a few days now, I've been thinking about this dream. I think I have a fuller story that needs to be written from it, or ma

Jan 1 2024
22 min

DreamTime #3: Bruce Willis, Spiders, and a Foot Fetish, oh my!

Happy Holidays, Lurid Listeners! As promised, here's another "Dream Time" episode featuring a group of dreams I had on November 16th, 2023. While this episode isn't e

Dec 25 2023
29 min

DreamTime #2: A DiCaprio-Bacon-King sandwich!

Welcome Back, Lurid Listeners! DreamTime episode number two is here! Today, I'm reading two dreams from my journal, and both feature famous people, including a loosely-

Dec 18 2023
25 min

Dreamtime #1 Pulling the Covers Back on Dreamtime: A Writer's Journey into Unfiltered Creativity

Rose's erotic dreams in their rawest form. Unfiltered and unedited. Read to you directly from her journals. For privacy, however, the names of friends and family will be

Dec 11 2023
20 min

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What listeners say

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This review is long overdue - and I’m sad to say that it looks like Rose and Big Daddy have retired the show. I wish I’d given them more attention and support when I had the chance. Nonetheless their stories are entertaining, insightful funny, scary, exciting….you name it! You’ll have fun listening and just might learn a thing or two as well.

PNW_Listener_69 · Apr 2026

This podcast is the best erotic podcast out there. The stories are so well thought out and you can tell this isn’t just a hobby, but her passion. She truly performs her stories without it seeming like some corny narration. Her voice is perfect for this and the support they provide for sexual awareness is so needed. This is THE erotica podcast!

Boycediggety13 · Apr 2024

This is my favorite podcast for erotica. One of the things that makes it really good is they are actually stories, although centered around fun time they are stories. Personally this is my favorite type of erotica. It's very relaxing to listen; friendly atmosphere before, and after the story; and holds your attention even with stories that aren't your forte. I love being exposed to the variety and imagination in these stories. 5 stars all the way. Hope everyone enjoys this podcast. P.s. Dreamtime #1. You were asking about writers who use their dreams as inspiration. I know a few who do, however every single person aside from you write horror.

VampyPet · Dec 2023

Perfect 1st Listen for me… I’ve tried a few Erotic Podcasts before but they were boring or Promotional teases & incomplete stories…I hated them So I went back to Sports & Economics etc This story in 2nd person captured my attention…the writing was exquisite & your talent for presenting the authors hard work brings it to life! Sorry you two had to get real jobs…I hope you continue to follow this passion for Sensuality…you have a real gift of presentation…Thankyou

MAGA…2.0 · May 2023

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