Sports Horn

Kitty's Wedding

"I present the UK’s third most talked about Sports Talk radio breakfast show. It was briefly second but then an otter died on air and the momentum was lost…" Sports Horn

Tactical Advantage

"We have to look for the positives. We're clinging to small mercies, Ian, as if we're Man United scraping past Coventry city in an FA Cup semi final." Sports Horn is a

Ant and Kitty

"He rescues baby pandas in his spare time. Extra fluffy ones." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively a

Dragon's Pen

"Nicholas Lyndhurst could have saved millions of lives. But he wanted some wartime punani, unrationed!"  Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson a

Ian De Cologne

"We stuck a dehumidifier in the shed and sat around drinking Monster and opening paints" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison,

Ian Mandela

“I’m 95 years old, but if I saw Ian Fiveankles in prison I’d tip his tray of food all over his head, scalding him with gravy." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedian

Ian designs the England shirt

"Bubble from Big Brother 1 here!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch d

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Ian Fiveankles Fights Mark Goldbridge

"Ian, you met at the weigh in, you pressed your naked tummies together and glared at each other. How did that feel?" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony

Being Mario Balotelli

"Leamington is a football hotbed Ian!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online ske

Man Utd DNA

"One animal that WILL leave this studio alive is Chris Kiwomya’s woodlouse. And that’s an Ian Fiveankles guarantee." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony

The Ghost of Alan Rickman

"You can’t hump in this game! This isn’t Orcs & Bjorks Unleashed!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collective

Steve Bull in a China Shop

"I did go in the kitchen and destroyed all the deep fat fryers!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively

Wes Brown's BIG BIG town

"Size is confusing, isn’t it Ian?" "I dunno." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular on

The Ian At War

"Name a current midfielder in the Premier League that’s harder than me. You couldn’t." "John McGinn." "Apart from him. He’s not of this era. He’s like that bloke in Lif

Who shat on Drew Fibonacci's Car?

"It’s David Coote." "Who?" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'T

Kitty Spink's Heart

"If David James wanted to impress a sex worker, and there's no evidence to suggest that was part of his motivation..." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthon

Groundsman of the year

"It’s Adam and Eve, not Christmas Steve!" ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the po

Ian Barton

"We’re getting reports that a local school’s under 8’s girls' are about to burn all their sponsored shinpads" ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians An

New York, New York

"Kasey Keller. Marcus Hahnemann. Tim Howard." "The USA has produced some of the world's…goalkeepers." --------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Ri